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Open Question: Why do people judge people who love Twilight?

Yes, Stephanie Meyer's grammar isn't that great, but why judge the people who like Twilight? Everyone has the right to their own personal opinion. I like Twilight, I'm reading the series, and I've seen all the movies, but I'm not obsessed and want a ab-normal boyfriend who sparkles in the sun. I have a few posters in my bedroom, and as soon as the premiere of Eclipse came out, I went to see it. But I'm normal. I read other books, and I don't own any t-shirts or key rings from Twilight. So not all people are crazy about werewolves and vampires. Here's a scale I thought of. -------->Obsessed. -------->Likers <---- I'm here. -------->Haters So all those Twihards or Twihaters out there, can you give me YOUR opinion on this? This question is just for fun, cause I'm SUPER bored. more

Resolved Question: i'm 17 yrs old and self-conscious about my stomach?

hi i'm 17 years old . i'm going on holiday with family tomorrow - on a cruise. i'm sure it'll be great, but, when it comes to swimming i'll be feeling worried and self-conscious. i'm not unfit - i like playing rugby and cycling, it's just i spose i overeat so i'll have to cut down soon. but, since i piled on all this weight a few months ago, i haven't got any bigger or any smaller. i do like swimming, and it is fun, but i'm feeling self conscious about showing my stomach. when i sit down, it hangs over a little, and when i stand up it pokes out. i've also got a bit of man boobs which doesn't help either. i'm not going to wear a t-shirt swimming because it'll probably just stick to my body and it'll be obvious why i'm wearing it. what do you think i should do? should i just sit out or go swimming? :\ cheers! ...if you must know, i'm 5ft9" and 13 stone 11 lbs (193lbs). some is muscle weight though... more

Resolved Question: This Is A Joke: Doing The Dishes...?

David takes his motorbike to the bike shop and the clerk tells him that the gas tank lid is broken. The clerk instructs David to seal the break with some vasaline whenever it starts to rain to prevent water from getting into the tank. That night, David takes his motorbike to his girlfriend, Melissa's, house to meet her parents. As he pulls up, she comes to out to greet him and says "No matter what happens, don't say a word. Mom and Dad had a huge fight about the dishes twenty years ago andn they both refuse to do them. The first person who speaks at the dinner table has to do the dishes. So no matter what, just keep your mouth shut!" With that, David is taken inside where he is introduced to Melissa's father and mother. After a few minutes, dinner is served at they all sit down at the table, where there is complete silence. David can't resist but have some fun, so about halfway through the meal, he sticks his hand down Melissa's shirt and fondles her for a moment. Although both parents are infuriated, neither of them say a word. After a few more minutes, David decides to have some more fun. He reaches over and gives Melissa's mother the biggest Frenchie he possibly can. Both Melissa and her father and outraged, but remain quiet. Moments pass and everyone is silent. David is smiling, when outside it begins to rain. Remembering his broken gas tank seal, he takes his container of vasaline and stands up. Looking scared to death, Melissa's father jumps up and screams "ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO THE F***ING DISHES!!!" more

Voting Question: Advice on what to do with my sister....?

We're four years apart, I'm 16 and she's 20. We usually get around really well and everything, but lately she's been SUCH a b*tch to me. She constantly calls me disgusting for whatever I eat and when I ask our mother to get a certain snack for me, and I eat all of it she flips out and says that's "gross" and that it wasn't "my food" but if I EVER ate someone our mom got for her it'd be a HUGE problem. That's how it is for a LOT of things lately. I don't wear her clothes EVER, but she ALWAYS goes in my room and steals my shirts and stuff, and then I'll finally find them weeks later with holes in them and she'll be like "they were there already" when they weren't. She also comes in my room and steals my movies and books (which I buy ALL of them with my OWN money) And won't put them back in my room, or won't put the disk back in the case, or won't put them back how she found them or if the movie has that extra cardboard sleeve on it the sleeve will go missing or get ripped or bent. With my books, they'll come back with pages bent, ripped, stained and the cover will be all bent and ruined. I try to keep my stuff in a nice condition because I worked hard for the money that I bought them with. My bestfriend invited my sister to her sweet 16, but how we've been fighting so much lately I DON'T want her to come, and my friend is just like "No I want her to come, just don't talk to her." But I KNOW she'll go even if we're fighting to spite me. Also, the last time she was at one of my friend's sweet sixteens, she was on my a*s the whole time and wouldn't leave me alone. I know this all sounds really immature but I don't know what to do about her. We're going on vacation in two days to visit my aunt in Florida, and I know if I go I won't have fun while we're fighting, and if she doesn't go (because of work) then I don't want to, cause as much fun as hanging out with my mom and my aunt is...there's not much I can do alone, going to the beach or the pool without someone to hang out with you isn't very fun. I'm sorry it's so long! I do try to talk to her about it but she just says I'm immature and it isn't a big deal when she does this sh*t. more

Resolved Question: AARRRGH why dont parents understand??!?

I just wanna be left alone! its the summer holidays and shes says get out with ur friends and hav fun! i said no i need a shower then im goin to sunbathe in the back garden the reason i dont go out with my frineds is coz i dont have anything to wear....not literally just... i only hav jeans....and its boiling outside....i only have hoodies and a few ugly plain coloured t-shirts (im a girl btw) and all my friends have shorts and skirts and tanks and summer dresses i get it..i fat... (5.6ft and 10 stone...13 yrs old)..and im still growing...so i grow out of my clothes quickly...we havent any money to spare to go out and get new clothes evry season.....sadly... but my mum! oh my mother can buy as many clothes as she wants from CATALOGUES!!! (which are 10x more expensive than primark and new look and other shops!) she has a different coloured bra for every top she has...36 pairs of shoes.... 41 coats (winter...summer....to small for her....) 18 pairs of trousers and 54 tops!!!! me? not even remotely close to the ten mark for any of those^^^!!! shes fat so she says she cant fit into any normal shop clothes.....(she's size 18-20! they sell those sizes rite?) she spends our money on clothes for her....and we have to wait...for clothes we need and she get clothes every weekend!!! huh good to get it out of the system........ any comments ? glad to take any more

Resolved Question: Am I unique and mysterious?

This is just for fun, and i was just wondering if i was unique and/or mysterious. i will describe myself and what i like doing and then please give me an honest answer and i will either pick an answer or let others decide :) thanks so basically i am 14 and english. when i am older i AM going to be an astronomer (there's no question about it because i am too passionate lol). on wednesday evenings i go to astronomy club which i managed to find in my local area and not many people know i go to this, it is not something i really advertise. lol. i am also really into ghosts, myths, and freaky co-incidences. my hallway outside my bedroom is definitely haunted because i can feel it and whilst i have been writing this my door has already opened by its own free will, this happens very regularly. i go to a grammar school and really want to go to university. i used to be part of the 'popular' group but broke away from them because of how they treated people and what they talked about (basically boys and make-up) and i now have amazing friends who are not nerds but are not popular, we have loads in common and i feel able to talk about anything with them. i suppose i am quite confident and i take a lot of risks. also i am really superstitious (i think i spelt it wrong sorry) and believe in almost anything but not like gullible, more like deep-minded and wouldn't cancel things out, i am not sure why but i think it is because of my love for astronomy, which is absolutely amazing and so mind-blowing, that nothing else can really comprehend what you learn in that topic and if all of the occurrences which made the universe and us can happen, then surely things like ghosts, spirits, luck and magic can easily happen. my style is kind of rock chick, not really gothic but kinda alternative if you can describe it like that. i wear lace up boots or doc martins, leggings, michael jackson t-shirts or other strange t-shirts that i love, either leather jackets or waist-coats, vintage jewellery and eye liner and mascara. I may appear to be fun and free willing at school but my friends always say i go into really deep thought a lot, and i kind of know it myself, like my eyes just glaze over and people keep like waving and clicking at me and i don't even notice, and online i looked up stuff to do with my star sign and it talked about how libras go into like a kind of trance sometimes and this is when hugely deep thought is going on and it said something like, no one can begin to imagine the deepness of thought that occurs during this time not even libras themselves. i guess i do go into deep thought a lot so that is pretty accurate and sometimes i cant remember what i was thinking about when i come out, usually it is about like the universe and death lol (cheerful much). well anyways, i am just wondering if i am unique and mysterious? thanks xx more

Resolved Question: Please actually answer the question, and don't make fun of me?

So I have a group of friends, and several of them are extremely conservative, and out of them i'm one of the few who's actually made out with a girlfriend or boyfriend, and i feel really uncomfortable in loose clothing so i always wear tight shirts, and jeans. I also have bigger breasts than everyone, like my friends are As and 32 B and im a 34C, and a lot of the guys are talking about me, and calling me a w.hore and a s.lut, mostly because i've filled out, and i have hips and long legs, but it's started to get really anoying and now some of the people i don't even really know are thinking it, so how do i kind of prove them wrong, or get them off my back. Because i can't really go and say anything out right. Thanks so much if any1 actually answers (: also i didn't know what category to throw it in :p thanks so much, and umm im 15 now more

Resolved Question: Guys... are you attracted to girls that look like this ?

For all the guys out there; i know that you all find different girls attractive and not all guys are attracted to the same girls, but in your opinion are you attracted and would you date / or not date a girl that looks like this? She has a really nice body, tanned skin and dark brown hair with a really nice fringe, and dresses in really tight black pants and always wears rock music t-shirts? Like Nirvana tshirts, Metallica tshirts and Pearl Jan tshirts? Please dont judge the girl on the band. She also looks kinda rough-ish cause of the music and her eyeliner (she doesnt look depressed) but she is a really nice, easy-to-get-along-with girl who is always there for her friends and is looking for fun? Would you be attracted to her and would you date her considering these things? It's not me by the way haha thaanks. more

Resolved Question: Do you consider 'ABE' (Anyone But England) t-shirts racist?

Scots and Welsh people have been buying ABE t-shirts and accessories in their droves. Whilst it's considered a bit of fun to a few people, how would Scots feel if the shoe was on the other foot and Scotland had miraculously qualified for the world cup and English people were wearing ABS - Anyone But Scotland t-shirts. Personally, I would find it racist and bad sportsmanship. I'm Scottish, and 100% behind my neighbours whom I find by the majority to be decent and welcoming people. But I find it shocking that in 2010, anti-English sentiment in Scotland is so high, considering we haven't been at war with each other for over 350 years. Your views? here's a news article regarding what I find distasteful (source BBC News) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/10357018.stm more

Resolved Question: Holiday Nicknames / T-Shirt Slogan?

I Will be going to Turkey in 3 weeks and need to get some t-shirts made up, I am looking maybe for a cocktail theme, My name is Natalie but I get called Tilly and My friend is Laura but gets called Looby. We have had a few Ideas but we are not certain. Some of our ideas are below Looby McBooby Laura The Explorer Tilly McFitty Tilly Flirtini I was wondering weather to havesay just names of a unusual cocktial on the T-shirt instead of our names but havent found any ones I like. For Slogans we thought of.. Flirtini girls just wanna have fun Minx's on Maneuver Please help i need to get them printed next weekend more

Resolved Question: Do you think I'm an OK writer?

I wrote this story, I am 14, and I like writing for fun. I'm just wondering, am I any good? How good? I want lots of feedback please! Thanks! I am Alex Rockbrook, and I am a spy. I didn't know I was a spy until the evening of May 6th. I have been training with secret agents since I was 3 years old, I just didn't know yet. Chapter 1, In which my normal life gets flipped to my other crazy life I no idea about On the bus, I sit with my best friends in our reserved seats that we won on a raffle ticket at last years school carnival, theres room for 3 people, 5 at the most, but most of the people who tried to fit in with 5, well lets just say, they don't go here anymore. "What are you planning for the summer?" said best friend Jammie Carter. Jammie has been my best friend since the 4th grade, all the way into the 8th, and soon to be broken up by the oh so scary, but yet exiting, high school. Jammie will be attending St. Ann's. Me, I don't know where I'm going, whenever I bring it up with my parents, they say It'll all work out, then every now and then I hear them talking about some school that I had never heard of, a special school. I'm not special! Well, atleast I don't have any issues! "Hanging out, I don't know I don't have that much planned" I said. "What about you Arron?" Arron had been my friend since, well, birth! Our moms were friends in colledge, and have been ever since. The only problem with that is that I think it make Jammie feel left out. He sighed, "I don't know, I think my moms trying to get me to take summer classes for school next year, I don't know why, I passed all my classes so far, and we've only got 2 weeks left of school." "Maybe she just wants you to get ahead for next year, just in case" I said sleepily. "Are you guys comming to the grill?" I asked. My family owned a resteront called, "The Grill" that was 2 blocks away from my house, I get them to come and hang out with me while I'm on shift sometimes. "Sorry Alex, I've got homework" said Jammie. "Arron?" I gave him a puppy dog face. "Sure, I'll hang out with you until," he looked at his watch, "9:00, then I've got to go to bed." We got off the bus at my house, said bye to Jammie, and walked 2 blocks to "The Grill". When we got there my mom and dad were already working, making barbecue chicken for dinner rush. The inside of the grill consisted of about 10 talbes and booths, a counter that went along the whole back end of the room, then behind that the kitchen. It was 3:00 and "The Grill" opened at 4:00, so we set up our homework on the counter and got to work on our history reports. We finished at about 3:30, and went around the back of the reseront and played bascket ball in the reserved area for owners, me, my mom and dad, my sister (age 3) and 2 twin brothers (age 6). "So, what do you want to do tonight?" I asked. "I don't know, we could watch TV" "Bor-ing" we said in unison. "Have you decided where you're going to high school yet?" he said, "No" I said, a little more quieter than I meant to. "Me ether, when ever I ask my mom about it, she just says its a surpize, or something like that" "Me too!" I said. "Guys!!" My mother called from the resteront back door, "Time to open!" And with that, we ran inside and sat at the counter. The night went as usual, people came in, ordered, and pigged out. We sat at the counter, once in a while telling a cutomer where the bathroom is. Then, sometime around 6:30, a man came bursting in the room. He was what looked like a worked up Hobo, he wore tattered sweat pants, a gray T-shirt, and a moldy looking red plaid jacket. He was old, in or around his 40's. Though he dressed like a hobo, his skin was very tan, not burnt, tan. Nobody seemed to notice, he walked to the counter, looked from both Arron and I and said in the faintesed whisper, "Are you Alex Rockbrook, and are you Arron Ladle?" "Yes" we said, after a long awkward silence. He smiled and said "Come with me" "Um, I don't think I'm supposed to leave the res with telling my parents where I'm going" I said, a little scared now. "I said, we're going now!" He said, still whispering. and with that, he picked both of us up like children and started across the restaurant. "Let us go!!" we shouted. "Help!!!" But our kidnapper just said "My niece and nephew, always joking!" And no one helped. "Mom!!! Dad!!! Help us!" But help didn't come, then before knew it, the man caring us was jogging now, already outside, the sunset looked almost sad, as we p more

Resolved Question: Why are T-shirts American?

Because you have the right to bare arms. Do you see what I did there, I made fun of a completely outdated part of the constitution. Oh go on, shoot me, it's the answer to all of life's problems. Chuck are you speaking for all of your charismatic fundamentalist religious cult or just yourself. more

Resolved Question: what do you think of this?

sorry its long =L “Callie”, a soft voice called. I couldn’t seem to look up and break free from my trance. I was sitting crossed legged on my best friend, Naomi’s, bed. In the distance was a picture of us both together at the May fair. She looked so happy. I couldn’t stop staring at it. Her smile taunted me as I thought about that day. She had so much fun. It was now only August and it was hard to think that just four months ago she was here with me; laughing, crying and worrying. Anyhow now she had gone. Cancer had beaten her and I was left here alone. Her funeral had been too much and I had escaped to her room to be alone and think, it always made me calmer being in her room. However she was normally here with me. It was all different now, but why? “Callie-May honey, come on downstairs”, the voice whispered again. This time I drew my gaze away from the photo and looked up. The tears I was holding in my eyes were making it hard for me to see, but I noticed the familiar face. Naomi’s mother had always been lovely to me and been like me second mother. I knew that would never change when I saw the look in her eye. “Callie. It’s okay to cry.” She was so beautiful just like her daughter. “She loved you... so much”. I wiped my eyes and leant over to give her a hug. She was warm and I could feel her heart was racing. I wanted to tell her how much I loved Naomi, but I couldn’t. The lump in my throat was too big and stuck into my neck when I thought about her. I nodded in response to her and started out the door. It was okay. As I got downstairs I noticed Lindsay standing by the door. She caught my glance and started crying. Lindsay was one of our closest friends and we both loved her so much. I ran over missing the last step and jumped at her. “Callie”, she put her arms around me as she shouted my name and I started to cry once again. Lindsay had soft mousey brown hair with deep green eyes. She was taller than me and always looked polished clean. Today she looked different. She had grey tracksuit bottoms on and a red t-shirt under her black hoodie. I knew how she felt. I felt the same way. “Come on Babe. We’ve got each other so let’s go and say goodbye to our little angel”. She barley whispered in to my ear. I linked her arm and we both walked over to the coffin to see her beautiful face. She was wearing the charm bracelet I had given her for her 16th birthday this year. I grinned and looked down at the same bracelet which hung from my wrist. She was so gorgeous. Her long brunette ringlets lay loosely over her shoulders and her eyes we softly closed. She had amazing, big, deep blue eyes. I always thought she was incredibly lucky to have brown hair and blue eyes, one in a million. I pushed a wisp of her hair away from her face and stared at her for the last time. “Forever and ever chick” I whispered quietly to her and blew her a kiss. I turned away holding Lindsay’s hand tightly and we walked over to the door. As we stepped outside I drew a breath of fresh air and tried to stop myself from breaking down in tears. I knew how hard Lindsay was trying too, being brave for me. We sat on the grass outside the house and looked to the sky. “She’s up there you know? She told me so last week”. I slowly told Lindsay. I knew I was going to cry so I tried to put it off for as long as I could. “I know sweetie. She’s watching us now and thinking what a pair of idiots”. She laughed out loud. “I love you Naomi!” I screamed into the clear air. I really meant it. I felt something strange. It was as if I knew it was going to be okay. more

Resolved Question: how do i get my boyfriend to wait for sex?

heyyy. i'm going to try to make this as short as possible. so i'm seventeen and i'm going to be a senior in high school this year. i've been with my boyfriend since we were in first grade, but we were more like just friends then. my dad is extremely strict, overprotective russian parent. if i get anything less than an 81 on a test or quiz, i'm grounded for three weeks. && if my boyfriend is around and he even accidentally touches me my dad goes into his screaming-in-russian mode and gives my boyfriend a little "talk", and tells him creepy stories about when he worked for the government. i went over my boyfriend's house on saturday night and my dad came with me to hang out with my boyfriend's father. apparently they're good friends. my boyfriend and i were sitting on the couch a few inches away from each other (bc i knew my dad would flip out of he saw us any closer) and started watching a scary movie. a few minutes later our parents were watching it too sitting on the other couch. we thought they weren't looking so we sat really close to each other. eventually i was sitting on his lap. he tried making out with me, but i told him to stop because our parents were RIGHT THERE...then he tried getting me to lay on top of him. all of a sudden there was this huge sex scene, and it was VERY awkwardly uncomfortable for me...because the men in the room were just looking around the room and trying to make small talk, but i knew they wanted to watch it haha. they were like phucking the hell out of each other and the girl was just..ughh. it was horrible. then my boyfriend just kissed me, whispered to me jokingly "that looks fun", picked me up, and carried me upstairs into his room. my dad noticed and yelled to me in russian something like "you better not be doing anything up there because i'm kicking you out if you get pregnant." lol. we just talked for a little while on his bed then he pulled me on top of him. on my stomach i felt him get a bonnnner haha so i kind of laughed and we started making out. he had his hands on my lower back and he lifted up my shirt and took it off. then he took off his shirt (he has an amazinggg body, he's a football player) and i unbuttoned his jeans. he was pretty much groping me. he tried taking off my skirt too but i told him to stop. he said back to me "come on you're STILL not ready to have sex? i know i sound like a complete *ss but i can't really control myself any longer." i said "i'm sorry...but you know i want to wait until i'm married. plus my dad would literally kill you if he ever found out. can you please just respect my decision? i love you, but you're kind of being a dick right now." and he said something like "sorry. but i just don't know what you're so scared about." ughhh. how do i get him to wait? he's really been pressuring me and i just don't think i'm ready. help? thanks. more

Voting Question: Description of people quiz type thing?????!!!!!?

I don't know if you do this or not. If you find it weird don't bother answering. What it is is, does anyone else, like observe people? Not like in a creepy way like staring at them but I go to a really tiny high school so I know basically everyone who goes there and you sort of pic up random habits that people do. And then I try and figure out what sort of people they are by like what they wear, what sort of things they eat and then little random habits. Please don't think this is creepy, it is seriously not, its just like you can't help noticing these things about people I know. Anyway I thought it would be fun if I gave you like descriptions of my friends and their habits and stuff and then you could tell me what sort of people you think they are by my description, then I can see if your anything close. Guy 1 Year 12 Tall,Thin,Blondish hair, quite pale, very good looking, bagyish jeans, always wears jumpers that have zips down the middle normally balck/blue/grey Habits- pulls sleaves down over hands like you do when your cold, but all the time, messes with his hair randomly, walks with his shoulders bent over with his head down. Have once seen him doing a very strange skippy walk thing. Kind of insane but cute. Girl 1 Year 10 Bleach Blonde Wears short skirts, Is a bit round habits- Talks all the time, Randomly huggs people she doesn't know. Most of the school gossip surounds her. Guy 2 Year 11 Brown hair Tan skin Quite good looking Wears t-shirts that are tight\ pretty muscly has been out with lots of girls in our school Habits- hangs around with girls a lot, is polite to people all the time, always holds the door open for you What do you think they are like as people??????? Thanks a lot, it would be really interesting if you could do my quizish thing xx more

Resolved Question: please read .... very serious post... need help advice or whatever?

We were together for almost 3 years ... but we had gone thru more then most people have in a complete marriage. We were perfect in the beginning but then things changed. We became two different people then what we started out as... fights became more then just screaming and yelling, paranoia set in as both our self esteem went down , people began to butt into our relationship. We both did things we regretted and resented each other for it. But even though it was like that we still loved each other , if one needed wanted or whatever they got it. We did have fun together at times but then it would end and a fight would begin . I found out 6 months ago I was pregnant and decided t. o try and stick it out in hopes it would get better... but it didnt. Recently a big fight / event had occurred. I have kicked him out . And yet I know its the right thing to do it hurts so much. Coming home to an empty house just... well I'm sure u can understand. I'm heartbroken, he hasn't gotten all his stuff yet so as strange as this sounds I've taken his shirts to sleep with. I feel like my heart is exploding and I can't do it... I want to be strong and not take him back.... but I dont know if I'm strong enough ... how am I going to take care of this baby or pay my bills ... i do have animals so government housing is out of the ? Because they are just as much my kids as the baby I will have soon.... im so lost..... more

Resolved Question: one liner's. some old, some older.?

Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on. Schizophrenia beats being alone. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today. A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well. Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it? All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem. I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it. The meek shall inherit the earth.....after we're through with it. If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already. Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig. Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career. Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough. Jesus loves you! It's everybody else that thinks you're an a*s. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you. When blonde's have more fun do they know it? Losing a husband can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible. Jesus is coming! Look Busy. Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking? Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it. Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it! I'd kill for a Nobel Peace price. Chastity is curable, if detected early. more

Resolved Question: Description quiz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Sort of quiz thing. I don't know if you do this or not. If you find it weird don't bother answering. What it is is, does anyone else, like observe people? Not like in a creepy way like staring at them but I go to a really tiny high school so I know basically everyone who goes there and you sort of pic up random habits that people do. And then I try and figure out what sort of people they are by like what they wear, what sort of things they eat and then little random habits. Please don't think this is creepy, it is seriously not, its just like you can't help noticing these things about people I know. Anyway I thought it would be fun if I gave you like descriptions of my friends and their habits and stuff and then you could tell me what sort of people you think they are by my description, then I can see if your anything close. Guy 1 Year 12 Tall Thin Blondish hair, quite pale, good looking, bagyish jeans, always wears jumpers that have zips down the middle normally balck/blue/grey Habits- pulls sleaves down over hands like you do when your cold, but all the time, messes with his hair randomly, walks with his shoulders bent over with his head down Girl 1 Year 10 Blonde Wears short skirts, Is a bit round habits- Talks all the time, Randomly huggs people she doesn't know Guy 2 Year 11 Brown hair Tan skin Quite good looking Wears t-shirts that are tight\ pretty muscly has been out with lots of girls in our school Habits- hangs around with girls a lot, is polite to people all the time, always holds the dorr open for you What do you think they are like as people??????? Thanks a lot, it would be really interesting if you could do my quizish thing xx more

Resolved Question: kids would you cross dress if you would not be made fun of. and do it for an entire week or longer.?

What I mean by cross dress is boys dress as girls and girls dress as boys. boys would be wearing panties, bra, petty coat, girls socks or pantyhose, blouse, skirt or dress, and make-up and a possible set of earrings or nose or bellybutton rings. and girls would be wearing boys clothes undies or boxers, under shirt, t shirt, boys socks, sneakers or boots, and no make-up no earrings nose rings or bellybutton rings. and after the week or longer get wet and or muddy and sloppy in those clothes. more

Resolved Question: 6 girls going on holiday 22+ years old, need some good clean holiday games, please help!!!!?

6 girls going on holiday 22+ years old, need some good clean holiday games, please help!!!!? we want some things to do at the airport to start the holiday, we have printed t-shirts! we want this to b the best holiday EVER.... Just stuck on party games, iv found some simple and funny ones for the evening but we want some that'l last the whole nite, or the whole week, thinking of doing a scavenger hunt which will be fun for the whole week..... Any other ideas please?!?!? thank you in advance cant answer back for some reason new at this! we are all inclusive so we have unlimited drinks, wanna stay away from cards and board games! x x more

Resolved Question: cake stall fundraising tips?

Ok so i am going to do a little fund raising with my friends for Multiple Sclerosis (ms) we have decided on doing the old cake stall idea. But we want ours to be more fun, rather then people just coming and buying cakes and walking off. I am going order a "cake break" pack from the Multiple Sclerosis website which includes t-shirts, balloons, bunting and extra collection boxes. What else could i do to make our stall a bit more funner? Please help and any tips from previous fund raising would help. Thanks! more

Resolved Question: suggestions for a name for a .....Tai chi bear?

I have a teddy bear and dressed it in Tai chi clothing with the badge of our group on the front. Can anyone think of a name for the bear? Tried to think of a panda name like chi chi but it does not sound right. The bear is 20 inches tall and has black trousers with two yellow stripes each side and a white T shirt with the club badge sewn on it. Help please...and yes I am 68 today......and not mad just fun loving more

Resolved Question: WHY DO PEOPLE THINK HAVE MANY SEXUAL Partners is bad WHEN USING CONDOMS !!!?

WHY DO PEOPLE THINK HAVE MANY SEXUAL Partners is bad Or wet t shirt, jelly wrestling etc competetions and why deny a job to somone for posing nude its... Why is activity whihc harms nobody seen as in any way wrong? WHEN USING CONDOMS !!! WHEN USING CONDOMS !!! WHEN USING CONDOMS !!! AND hormone contrception AND hormone contrception Plus having morning after pills at home just incase. And being highly educated sexaul health wise so not believing pulling out works, you cant get pregant first time, doing sumasults, scarificing a kentucky friend chicken or any other mythilogical nonsense. Ie if practicing safe sex and know your stuff to make that real clear so wont be getting pregant or any deseases... So removing the pregancy stds arguments completely. Why then is having an active sex life whilst seeking out a long term partner gaining experience and confidence and practice, having fun not being lonley Oh and having the self respect where you are doing what YOU want not letting others use you. I if a girl she wants a the attention and pulls the guys so hgaving fun and can beat up anyone calling her names. Self respect being solely not letting others bully or abuse you and being in control. With that in mind where is the harm in having a good sex life. OH AND NOTE>>>>> YOU CAN ONLY BE A WHORE IF TAKING MONEY AS ITS A JOB SO DONT TRY THAT. PROSTITUTES DONT HAVE SEX FOR FREE THEY DO IT WITH THOSE THEY ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO FOR MONEY. IF DOING IT FOR FREE WITH SOMEONE YOU FANCY THEN CANT BE A WHORE ETC. possibly swingers parties So if safe sex, not hurting anyone, having fun, gaining skills that can help you pull the person wyou want when you meet them Where is the harm if mid teens aand above where most counctires have an age of concent of 16 and not fussed if someone is just under as better things to do like catch robbers, thugs and murderers.? why immoral. As surely immoral is supporting relgions with a history of abusing kids, girls, gays etc or running businesses exploiting 3rd world slave, child or cheap labour, blood diamonds etc. quote Only insecure weak dirty perverted people will have many sexual partners Erm how can sex be dirty when no mud is involved and how can affection be perverted when nobody is abused? more

Resolved Question: Crush on My Teacher, Help Me Get Over This..(More Details)!?

Hi..I started high school 2 years ago and on my first year, I didn't have this teacher for any lessons but I saw him around School sometimes and thought nothing of it. At the start of year 8, I had this teacher for R.E every day of the week except Wednesday. I didn't have a clue if he was funny, cool or a right stiff neck bore. The first few months pasted and I enjoyed his lessons because they was fun and he got involved with us and laughed around and joked (He is only in his 20's) and then, when we walked past him in the courtyard, one of my friends said 'offft he's sexy' I then took another look at him and I thought 'Hmm, He is pretty good looking and has a great personality'! That was only like 5 months ago and from that day on me and my friends always find an excuse to walk past his room and look inside. He always says Hi to us when he sees us too (which is just being polite, I Know). Anyway, me and my friend are in the same form and we was talking about his lesson and Then we picked up on that he wears his jumpers on a set day! He goes 'Red for monday, red for tuesday, blue for wednesday, blue for thursday and red for friday' So me and my friend starting having a bet each morning to guess what colour shirt he had on. The winner got 30p! Everytime we walked past him, one of us was saying 'WOO HOO' and the other 'Aww' and he started laughing and joking with us and he was going to keep asking us what we was talking about till we told him. We kept it going for ASAP because he was right near us. A week ago, we was in class and he brought me up to the board and I had to write on the words the class was saying and when the pen run out, he gave me a new pen but he got quite close to me and my friend said to me when we got out of the lesson "TELL ME EVERYTHING, DID HE SMELL NICE, ECT?" and I think he heard her and he winked at us both and then starting laughing and my friend went REALLY red yet I don't tend to go red at all. A week ago, we broke up for school vacation for 2 weeks. I was NOT happy on the last day because I didn't want to go and not see the teacher for two whole weeks. We was supposed to have him last lesson (period) on the thursday the day before we broke up but he was doing some tour around the school with the Head teacher. ( I think he was getting a premonition or something). We also had him on friday and he came in for half the lesson and was telling us that he didn't get the job or something and that he is 68% of leaving the school at the end of the year. He was saying that he was already signing up for another school (which is a posh place) and tbh I don't want him to go because I really will miss him and I want to spend all the time in school because of it... I don't even want saturdays and sundays off. I was really mad at this on friday and my lesson after R.E was geography with Mr K which is like an old bid but is funny too. He was saying that we are going around to different classrooms for a survey and This is how our conversation went... Me: "Can I have an R.E room to do the Survey?" Sir: "Oh why, you like one of the R.E staff, eh?" Me: OMG no way! They are ugly. Him: "Aye, It's Mr (The teacher I like) Isn't it? Me: "Of course not" and he starting laughing. The teacher knows everyone likes him, but he just pretends he doesn't and on parents evening..my mum told him I like him and he went all red and starting laughing and the he was like 'I have a good relationship with all the kids' Blah Blah Blah. I DON'T WANT HIM TO GO AT THE END OF THE YEAR. :( IS THIS NORMAL FOR SOMEBODY TO HAVE A CRUSH THIS BIG? ....btw I know nothings gna happen and I dont want it too. I dont want him to lose his job or anything because tht would mean i wouldn't be able to see him.. :( I rlly like him. Help!?!?!!?!? Also, over the first week of the holidays I Searched his name on Facebook and I have been drooling at his pictures. Now, he's put his profile on Private IDK why!! :( more

Voting Question: Theme park? Hoody and leggings?

Hi im going to a theme park next week and I want to be comfortable because of the queues and walking etc... So I was thinking on wearing black leggings, chestnut uggs and this hoody http://www.republic.co.uk/Hoodies+Sweats/Soul-Cal-Basic-Overhead-Hoody/invt/83474 (in yellow) with a plain white t-shirt underneath. Don't want to wear jeans because of the wet rides and wanted to layer because of the english weather... What do you think?? P.S I know loads of people hate leggings with shorter tops but is this outfit really that bad?? & I never wear hoodys apart from around the house but going to have fun not make a fashion statement!! I also have jean look leggings... http://www.republic.co.uk/Hoodies+Sweats/Soul-Cal-Basic-Overhead-Hoody/invt/83474 more

Resolved Question: Skynard bow to Neil young during 'Sweet Home'? I cant find it...?

Lynyrd Skynyrd is from Jacksonville, Florida. They wrote this as a tribute to the studios at Muscle Shoals, Alabama, where they recorded in 1971. The studios gained fame during the '60s and '70s when it became the vogue thing for bands to record there. Artists like Bo Diddley, Aretha Franklin, and all the big Southern Rock groups recorded there. "The Swampers" were a group of studio musicians who worked there, acting as the backup band for the solo artists. That's where Skynyrd got the line: "Muscle Shoals has got The Swampers." One of the verses is an attack on Neil Young: "I hope Neil Young will remember a southern man don't need him around anyhow." Young had written songs like "Southern Man" and "Alabama," which implied that people in the Southern US were racist and stuck in the past. Skynyrd responded with this, a song about Southern pride and all the good things in Alabama. The feud between Lynyrd Skynyrd and Neil Young was always good-natured fun; they were actually big fans of each other. Ronnie Van Zant often wore Neil Young T-shirts on stage and is wearing one on the cover of Street Survivors, the last Skynyrd album before his death. Neil Young performed this once. He played it at a memorial to the 3 members of Lynyrd Skynyrd who died in a plane crash in 1977. appaently they bowed as homage at a live gig.. where??? Where is the Video of them Bowing on stage??? http://www.thrasherswheat.org/jammin/lynyrd.htm more

Resolved Question: What do you think of my story so far :) ?

Hey, here's the start of my story, thats about a high school for shape-shifters. The main character is called Josh who later discovers he can shape-shift. The story is called 'Shifting Through High School' and i've given u the start of it just to see if my spelling, grammar etc is okay :) Oh and im 12 so its kinda crap :L Point out any mistakes, any bits u liked, rate it out of 10 and tell me if you'd buy it if it were a real book :L ;; Shifting Through High School ;; “Mom, I’m going out, okay?” I called as I entered the vestibule. My mom popped her head round the pantry door. “Josh, wait!” “What?” “Who are you going with and where?” I gazed impatiently out the front door into the darkening sky. “Mom, I’m not a little kid anymore, I’m sixteen for crying out loud! You don’t need to check up on me.” “I’m your mom; I have the right to know what you’re doing. And don’t talk like that!” She paused as she came out of the pantry. “Now, who are you going with and where?” I grunted so quietly that it was impossible for her to hear. “I’m going to the mall with Chelsea. Are you happy now?” “Yes, but don’t stay out too late, you have school tomorrow.” “I know, I know. Right, I’ll catch you later.” I turned, opening the door. The air that drifted in cooled down my overheated body. My mom always had the central heating up full which was totally unnecessary since we lived in Jacksonville, Florida. “Have fun!” She called just before the door slapped shut again. I found my way down the long, dark drive to my Audi and opened the door. I’d forgotten to lock the doors after returning from the American football match earlier this morning, so I slid into the driver’s seat without all the confusions of buttons and keys. The engine jolted to life and I departed from the drive. The ride to Chelsea’s home was quick, only about five minutes. I had to admit it, I was jealous of Chelsea’s house. It really shouldn’t be called a house to be honest; it was more like a mansion, or even a palace. It was a humongous white glamorous building, three stories high, with a gym and a swimming pool. I pressed against the steering wheel, setting off the horn. It was only a few minutes before the large, wooden oak door opened and out strutted Chelsea. Her blonde hair was normally straightened, but tonight she’d curled it. She wore a light pink Abercrombie T-shirt with denim skinny jeans and a pair of pink pumps. I reached over the gear stick and pulled on the small handle of the passenger door. She caught the handle from the other side and pulled the door open. “Hey!” She greeted me warmly as she sat into the leather seat, closing the door behind her. “You look pretty tonight,” I complimented while putting the car into gear again. She laughed for a moment before replying. “Thanks, but you do realize that you say that every time you see me, don’t you?” “But you always look pretty,” I pointed out. She laughed again before changing the subject. “I need you to help me pick out a new dress for my birthday, ‘kay?” “Sure, but after do you want to go get an ice cream or something? ‘Cause even on a Sunday night the weather is still toasting us alive.” I reached for the air conditioning, putting the cool air up to full. more

Resolved Question: Dressing up as a Na'vi from Avatar...?

Each year our school raises money for charity and complete challenges outside of our county while in fancy dress, great fun AND we raise money for charity. This year me and my group are going as Na'vi from the film Avatar :) No body else has done it and i think it will be so much fun :) could you help us with some ideas? We are going to be covered in Blue body paint, get those gem things to stick on our faces as they have them in the film, in a cool patern and nicely drawn eyeliner. Random peices in our hair plated and pushed back a bit. But we are a bit stuck on what clothes to wear, as they are naked but some arn't, we want to all be matching, not random blue tops that arn't the same colour etc. How can we make it look real, as we don't want it to look like we have just put shorts and t shirt over it , if you get what i mean. and shoes as well? It might be a bit chilli so preferably not flip flops lol. Any other tips or ideas for us? Thanks! more

Voting Question: I'm looking for a t-shirt, can you help ?

I was on the Cartoon Network Shop a while back and they were selling these Powerpuff girls T-shirts which had quotes on such as 'Blondes have more fun', and they were pink,blue and green. I have visited recently and found out that they now don't sell them and cannot find them anywhere. Its my sisters 16th which I think is kinda special and wanted to get her one of these t-shirts because she used to love the show when we was little, and thought it would be pretty cool. Thanks Lee more

Resolved Question: What do americans have against men dressing nicely?

My friend was wearing a purple shirt, black skinny jeans and a belt. I thought he looked handsome but all of my friends BUSTED out laughing. I kept telling him he looked nice but my other friend said, deeply embarrassed of her best friend, "Why don't you just come out now?" People made fun of him all day. He really did look good in them. Why is it that in america skinny jeans are considered "gay" But men and women in other country's wear them all the time? Or are other guys just jealous because they would look like sh!t if they wore them? Why don't people have the same reaction when 300 pound women wear them? Also, why do all the guys at my school dress like homeless people and nobody cares but their is like some unwritten rule that girls have to dress nice ALL THE TIME?? Why is it so unacceptable in american society for men to look nice or for women to go casual? more

Resolved Question: Anyone want to read this for me? See what's wrong with it and what do you think?

I posted the start of this awhile ago but what do you think of this piece of writing? I need to work on grammar ect so sorry in advance Matthew sways, almost drunk like, his eyes wide with shock and disbelief. He looks down at his bloody shirt. Just like in movies, blood pours out through the bullet hole; dark red flowing like a stream of water. He clamps both hands tight over the wound but after a few seconds he falls to his knees. Pale and sweaty his face closes down. I let out a piercing scream but the grip on me tightens. “No please. Matty look at me!” I beg. I try to struggle free from the firm hold on me but I am too weak. I have fought this long but now I have nothing to live for. They just shot the one thing in my life and it lies dying on this dank musty floor. I can’t bare it anymore. All this time and it was for nothing! We should of known he was evil, that he wasn’t even human. Then why shoot Matty? It doesn’t make sense. Should I just give up? Give them what they want, knowing they will kill me afterward anyway. Or go down fighting? That is what’s in my blood. Fighting till the end is our family way. What a screwed up family we were but it was my family. I loved them and I know in my heart what they would want me to do- what I have to do. I struggle; squirming in my hold but he spins me around to face him. I see my captures face for the first time. He looks normal on the outside: his eyes grass green wide with excitement, tidy combed chest nut hair and thin lips pulled back in a wicked grin. This façade doesn’t fool me, I can see his inside: dark, gruesome and soulless. Bloodthirsty, power and greed is what makes his limbs move, what runs threw his veins. There is no human inside this man, just pure demonized evil. This creature laughs at my attempts to break free. When I hear the cruel cackle my blood boils and anger rises. “I heard you were a feisty bitch.“ his voice is quiet, like he doesn’t want the others to hear. His gaze bores into mine and I stare right back. The grip he has on my shoulder loosens and his hand snakes its way down my body. I bite the inside of my lip and hold still. His hand slowly curves its way down the left side of me and he chases his hand against my hip. Leaning closer to my face he inhales deeply. ‘Ahh. Beautiful. Just perfect.’ he purrs. “Maybe we can have fun first before your body gets damaged.” His hand trails all the way down to my inner thigh and then he digs a hand into my crotch. I make an involuntary sound. I feel sick, my stomach jolts in knots. I look up to find his face leering and the evilness in his soul declares it‘s self on his outer body for me to see. A tinge of red appears through his eyes; its just a flash but I snatch a glimpse of it. If I didn’t know any different I would have thought I imagined it but I know what he, they, really are. I also know how to kill them but it wont do me any good now; there are too many and wouldn’t be able to even incapacitate one without being killed first. But I wont get this sick sadistic demon get away with touching me. I don’t retaliate straight away as he was expecting me too. I do it when he isn’t looking. Still facing him I draw my knee back and throw it forward with as much force as I can manage- and let me tell you it’s a lot considering. That’s what I have learned about my self in the past few months- I can fight just as any man can or better. No matter what species this thing is, kicking him in his crown jewels has to hurt. And sure enough he lets go of me entirely to hop about clutching his tiny d*ck and shrivelled up balls- the effect is comical, predictable and I laugh before I can stop myself. You touch mine I kick yours, what do you make of that a*s wipe! Thanks for reading x Ps sorry it was long Well she laughed so why not? lol. Trust me this girl is not a frail lass that lets a grope make her fall to pieces...well she would be in big trouble if she did she just kneed a demon. more

Resolved Question: URGENT FLUENT SPANISH SPEAKERS NEEDED!! FIRST CORRECT ANSWER = BEST ANSWER?

I have an oral exam on Friday and it would be amazing if you could translate the following for me :). Thankyou very much. I live in a semi-detached house in the city, it has a small garden with a pond and lots of pretty fish, i love my fish. My house has seven floors and two floors. The living room is next to the dining room and under my bedroom. I really like the living room because it has a big television and a comfy chair, however, i hate the leopard print rug. The dining room is colourful and has a huge table with six wooden chairs but we never have people over for dinner. I have a small ugly kitchen, the walls are a dark ugly orange and the washing machine is always running which makes a very loud noise all the time, i dont like the kitchen much. The stairs are long and boring, there is thirteen steps, my mother says thats unlucky. I dont like new my bedroom very much. It is next to the bathroom, the walls in the bathroom are white and pretty. The shower is very fun. My mam and dads room is private, so i've never been in there before. The games room is the best room in the house, it has a big t.v with an xbox and cool games to play on, and a big pool table. I love the games room. I hate my bedroom it is ugly and boring, however, my bedroom I had before was the best. It had a big pink double bed with lots of pretty cushions and silk sheets. The carpet was big and warm, it was cream and very soft. I had a television aswell, it was really big and i liked it a lot, i watched lots of romantic films such as 'The notebook' and 'Titanic'. My best friend used to come round and sleep over and we used to play with all my really cool games and had a lot of fun. I had a really big clock on my wall and it used to tick very loudly, especially on a night. When I am older I am going to have another room like my old one. My neighour hood is quite big and very noisy, it used to be the countryside and had lots of pretty horses, however, now there are lots and lots of big houses everywhere. My next door neighbour always plays very loud music and its very annoying. My neighbours to the right is Mr and Mrs Wilson and they are very nice and give me sweets and cookies. At night there are always people that walk past and shout and scream, my mother says they have been drinking alcohol. My town in very touristic with a bar everywhere you look, there are lots of tourists and they love disco's and bars. During the day my dad works at a tourist shop, he sells lots of things such as t-shirts and sun glasses. The high street has lots of clothes shops and ice cream shops, which i like. It has a cinema with lots of movies to watch and there is a swimming pool with a big blue slide. In the future I would love to live in Australia with kangaroo's and koala bears in a big house with a swimming pool in my back garden. I want a big room with a very big window, so that i can look at the beautiful views. I want to have a huge pink bed with lots of comfy cushions like my old bed and quite a big dressing table with lots of perfume and make up for me to wear. I will have a brown and white horse in my garden called Max and i will ride him around the town, also, i will have a pet dog called Antonio. I will love my house in Australia Thankyou very much to anyone who takes the time to translate this, it is very much appreciated :) xxx more

Resolved Question: HELP! i dont know what to do :(?

Well heres the thing. im 14 and live with my parents and older brother. This time last year i had this really low phase where everything got me down, i was soo sad and broke down like 3 times, once in school but i couldnt really explain it.. life was ok then but everything was gettin me down maybe stress of tests in school and under pressure by friends teachers and family, which i guess i was because when i moved from primary to secondary school i found it hard adjusting to how cruel the world can be (i came from a catholic primary) bullies, spots, friends leaving me in the dark, drifting from me, finding new ones, finding myself altogether really was way over my head and i think it all came to a point then. In 09 i had issues with friends - i fell out twice with my best friend the arguements were pretty harsh ( first time she said some things ill never forget and second time i got so fed up i told her what she literally needed to hear and she hated me for it) some broke promises, left me out, moved on, bitched loads behind my back and i had one serious boyf who ended up to be very harsh and he dumped me, then him and his friends never invited me out with them again but invited my best mates instead. I'm glad; their idea of fun often involved spin th bottle or 'strip game' which we all gave up on after t shirt and jumper. It was a disastrous year for me, and im scared 2010 will be worse - ive recently had really bad moods i cant bear to stay at home but i dont wanna go out either. My parents are quite strict and my dad has unbearable moods - they dont let me out past 5 they dont trust me having a boyfriend theyre so judging and have been sayin in different ways how i should do more exercise or get fatter and should tone down a bit like your brother. Im curvy and was happy about it until the comments. I did tell them, they said sorry but stuck by it and they havent stopped. Sorry its so long but believe me ive missed out a hell of a lot. I dont know what to do i want to have counselling so i can talk it out without people judging me. Ive told some friends but they think i make it up for attention because i put on a happy face when im at school when i can be bothered. My parents ask me whats wrong but how can i tell them? They just think its hormones. Please give me some advice im coming to the end of my tether but i dont think its bad enough to call something like childine please help xxxxxx more

Resolved Question: Will I ever find another guy like this again...? I could really use with some help?

I'm heartbroken, me and my partner are basically finished, even though its not confirmed it feels like it, we are on a break haven't spoken he goes out and we do our own thing now. Only texted me to say happy christmas I am going to miss everything about him, he was the only person i could be myself infront of. He found my snorting funny not gross, he liked me wearing his t-shirts to bed, he liked cuddling with me after sex or just generally in bed, he would tell me I am amazing and so mad in a good way and goofy in a good way. Cons are, he is a natural flirt with other girls, would like to be more involved in his life, he is stubborn. He is also my first time and was so nice about it, looked at me like i was perfect. Will I ever find another guy who does all this? doesn't get creeped out by my snorting and me just being bubbly and fun? We laughed together, we understood each other. If there are where can i meet them? I'm fed up of picking the wrong guys for me. Thanks! more

Resolved Question: How 'liberal' is Istanbul for western people?

It is on my 'to-do' list of destinations and I am thinking of going there late May, early June. I am cultured an broad-minded and I like fun and vibrant places, but the last thing I want to do is cause offence to local people or end up in trouble. What kinds of things can a British backpacker get away with, or not? What are they like with drinking alcohol? Nightclubs? How easy would it be for me to meet girls and other young people? Do they have any particular dress codes? After all, it is a hot country, so do they mind T-shirts and shorts or beach attire? Or do they prefer people to look more conservative? What are their attitudes towards young women there? (I myself am very liberal, broad-minded) What kinds of things might cause offence over there? Maybe things a British tourist is not aware of. Thanks a lot for your responses more

Resolved Question: latest extract of my book - can i have your thoughts please - everybody's opinions needed?

(this is the latest extract from my book, i have a few posts on here. this is an extract from my first draft so please excuse me if there are spelling, grammar, punctuation and run-on sentences) I head over and look over the balcony just looking down at everybody going crazy. Looking around the first person that catches my eye is Hannah dancing with her new guy. I also spot Lexi with Terry. Sarah and Lisa are dancing close by too, but I find myself getting drawn back to both Hannah and Lexi. I don’t want to though. Standing here alone looking at them both down there having a great time, I realise I am not really having as good a time as I thought I was. Out of nowhere a Midwestern accent says “Girl problems!” Slowly I raise my head to look at her, following her slim smooth long legs up to her slender elegant body, my eyes finally arrive at her face. Her definitive cheek and chin bones really stand out but are perfectly placed. I say “Plural” Looking at me she raises her eye brows, I tell her “Girls - not girl” Edging closer to me, I notice her mouth is really big, when she smiles her smile is ear to ear. She tells me “Looks like we are in the same boat then” Disinterested in her I reply “What you got girl problems too?” “No - boy problems” I am really not interested in this sexy skinny girl I tell her “Look, I appreciate, whatever this is, but I’m not looking for anything tonight - so if you’re a sweet girl, or a psycho nut job or if you think we have a unspoken connection forget it - ive been there got the T-shirt and I am not interested” Her dark green eyes, which are complemented with black mascara have not left my face, wile I am just looking over the balcony. “Wow!” she proclaims and not in a good way I carry on telling her “So what ever ideas you have, just save yourself some time and go get another guy, sorry but your not going to bag me tonight sweetheart” “That’s ok ive already ‘bagged you before” This time I do look up at her. She asks “You don’t remember me do you?” “Should I - do we know each other?” “Better than you know” “What you some kind of stalker, ive not had one of them yet” “The first time we met you were being an obnoxious asshole - just like now” I look at her with a blank face, she carries on “It was a few days before you had that fight at the soccer game” “Sweetheart, I was in a pretty dark place then, I don’t remember anything specific from that period of time” “You walked up to me and the guy that was talking to me, and asked me if I want to spend the rest of the night with that looser, or to have sex with you” Taking more interest in the conversation I ask “We have sex?” “Yes - Then you left without even wanting to know my name, made me feel this big” “Yeah sorry I haven’t got a clue” “Well I really rocked your world then” “Sorry, but that period of time is just a blank” “I had sex with you that night because I was looking for the same thing, and seen as though we are in a similar situation, you need cheering up, so how bout we just have a laugh, no sex or anything just have some fun!” “What you got in mind?” “Nothing, just have a laugh, keep our minds occupied off the people we really want to think about, we are just helping each other. Neither of us want to start the year like this do we?” I shake my head, she notices throughout this conversation I keep looking down at Hannah and Lexi. she asks me “So which ones are they?” I point them both out to her, she looks at me “Well looks like they are having some fun, maybe you should try it too - common I’ll buy you a drink” I show her the champagne bottle, she shakes her head “No I mean a proper drink, but you can bring that along too” Taking one last look at Hannah and Lexi I walk over to the bar with this girl. Sitting on the bar I let her know I get drinks for free. We line up a few whisky chasers. Drinking the first whisky shot she introduces herself to me, her name is Jodie. I drink my shot, we down the bottles of beer together, both of us are already laughing. The next chaser comes and goes. We end up having 8 or 9 this girl can drink I’m impressed. she jokes I should defend my belt against her, I laugh back that she is the second girl to challenge me this year. I joke most girls want sex with me not out drink me, she laughs she has already had sex with me. Having a few more drinks she grabs my hand and takes the champagne bottle and leads me down the stairs onto the dance floor. She purposely makes sure we dance between both Hannah and Lexi and makes sure the both of them can see us dancing. We dance for a wile, she has done a fantastic job of taking my mind off both of them by having a laugh and having fun. Who knew!. We are having a great time together, we are being really load and childish, just messing about. Hannah and Lexi both keep looking over at me every so ofte more

Resolved Question: can i have your feedback on the latest extract from my book - every-body's views and opinions welcome?

Voting Question: Guys of all ages i have a question i wud like you to answer please help me?

Guys:Can you answer this question? If you saw this girl: She not the tallest of the people she quite small She not the skinnyest of people but she just average She does actually have blonde curly hair but she straightens it She does wear make up but not like everyday The make up she wears is like: black eye liner black mascara light foundation and light pink lipgloss She has a long fringe on 1 side and puts a little bow in the fringe She wears glasses but they make her look older The clothes she wears vary from what mood she is in But she does like to dress 2 But normaly like jeans with her converse of nike air max weird wonderful t shirts but she loves this eagle t shirt coz it different Then a checked shirt over the top and a tartan scarf with a big statment bracklet or a wacky bangle And a necklace of choice Her intersts include: Cars Music Top gear Doctor who Twilight football english books He personality is: she has a laugh tries not to let the world push her down she has her bad days but makes sense with what she says when she in a bad mood She is funny Can be hyperactive Talkative When in class she has fun with her firends but when work is set she does it because she wants to be a motor journalist and is trying her hardest coz she wants to make her life better because she had a real rough beging but she puts it all behind her and just walks with her head held high and care free and she can defend herself in a fight with her sharp tongue what do you think of her? more

Resolved Question: How has your day been everyone?

Mines been lousy. Got in a fight with my best friend. Got 4/10 in my test. Everyone made fun of me because I was wearing a T-shirt with a half - naked roman on the back (How was I supposed to knoooww?!) Well, I hope all of your days have been greaat :} Nikkiiii :} more

Resolved Question: i've ticked off some chicks bf big time and hes after me - i think ?

please stop the laughing already. listen to the full account first, and then tell me exactly what my options are and where I stand. last week I was at a party, a frat house party - full of freshman yr students mostly. Chad, my best friend - passed out in the basement and people wrote obscene things on his naked torso using highlighter pens - i think one of them was actualy a permanent marker. the girl he TRIED to flirt with the entire night, was simply playing him for a big fool - and whilst I tried to warn him about her, he wouldn't listen. eventualy a horde of dudes, really big dudes - probably play rugby or hockey, got him so drunk and intoxicated, that when he was passed the fcuk out - they carried him down into the basement, took his pants and shirt off and let the girls join in - writing stuff all over his body. i believe one of the girls had a camcorder and filmed the entire ordeal. look out for a clip of this nature on one of those 'too shocking' websites. i was powerless to do anything remotely 'friend worthy' to save my best buds honour and dignity, so i thought 'meh, fcuk him - his fate has been sealed, im gonna enjoy the night and PARTY my a55 off !' i danced a bit with some random chicks, who i think found me somewhat cute - or just a big gullible cute bear. who knows. i got to cuddle both of them a lot which was fun. in the end, one took me uptsairs by the hand and into a master bedroom where obviously I was gonna get some action - when she undid my belt buckle and my jeans fell down, her huge scary boyfriend, Ryan, (6'3, 250+lbs of muscle power and marine rage) walked in - he went violently red in the face and slammed a clenched knuckle into the wall, denting it in the process. I fainted there and then. Anyways, i woke up in a taxi cab - and the driver told me one of the girls 'saved my life' or something, and paid for my ride home. I left my wallet there or something which sucked. In the morning, when i woke up I had a psychotic hangover from hell - i smell like cannibus sativa and a bevy of illegaly homemade alcoholic beverages as well as semi-digested beer from someone elses mouth, I heard my phone buzz - and i read a text message. it read: " hi, its Ryan - pray your hangover kills you before I do, you messed with my girl and now im going to promise you'll be eating hospital food for a year you f4ggot. You better not show up today in class or i'll kick the living <beep> out of you ok ? " i mean, jesus christ - wtf right ? its not like anything happened between ME and 'his girl' ? it was his cheating slutty gf who intitated the first move - she was so going to go down on me, its not fair. I have approximately just undre 18 hours left to live. I need advice on how to 'smoothen' out this rough situation. any advice. something. omg please, help me im going to die... more

Resolved Question: Friend is Going to Japan on a Homestay - Terrified of Bullies!?

(Yes, I am aware of the number of questions I ask for or about my friends. She DOES have an account but she's not 100% certain she's going on the exchange yet so refuses to 'spam up her yahoo answers'.) Basically: my friend is going to Japan in a couple of years for a ten month homestay, and is already absolutely petrified of being bullied at school there. She is a self professed manga and anime fan, loves Japanese (and Korean) music and dresses, as other friends say, like an eccentric (is this eccentric? I think she looks pretty http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d141/HerostarUK/Untitled-Scanned-04.jpg ) Thing is, she says when she goes to Japan she's going to leave all of that behind. Manga? Never heard of it. Jeans and T-shirts the entire year. I personally can't believe she's wanting to leave her entire personality behind in England! But then, she's always worried about what others think of her and is desperate to, if not be liked, at least not be made fun of. Any advice for her? How can she be not-bullied in Japan? Anything she could do, say, avoid doing? Is it a good idea she's abandoning everything that makes her unique or is there no need? Maybe there's no risk at all - it's why I'm asking! Please help, it would be really nice of you <3 Oh yeah, also her mum is terrified that Japanese guys will hit on her while she's there. She says it's just as unlikely as any other guy but if you've got any inside info on that then could you give me an answer for that too? Lol. more

Resolved Question: Is he avoiding me or am I thinking to much into it?

Basically there is this guy from Uni that I have speaking to the whole of summer. We always flirt with each other and jokes around, he sometimes gives me drunken calls. When we in clubs we always flirt and one time he gave me a love bite. I see him again in a club and we end up getting off and he took me to a hotel room where we did everything together apart from sex and he also let me borrow his shirt. After that we would flirt and text his other all the time but it died down and we would only have normal conversations. On Monday I see him again in the club but he is acting really different like we just friends and would talk to all his other girl mates properly. At the end of the night I get really annoyed so I text him saying I can't be asked with you, you was acting well different today. He called me straight away and was like why are you abusing me and that. I was like its because you was acting strange and talking to other girls apart from me. He was like its ok if you talk to your guy mates but I can't talk to my girls mates. I said look I'm really drunk I'm being stupid, he was like no u ain't drunk I know you too well. I said look do you really want to know why I'm acting like this because I'm starting to like you and he was like what I wasn't expecting that like your the most beautiful girl in uni why would you like me and I said you can't help who you like and he goes but why me and i thought you wanted fun and i was like yh I thought I did but it kind of became serious. He goes shall I come over to see if your ok and i said if you want. So he came over and we did everything again but apart from sex. The next day I text him to see if he is ok and that but no reply then i spoke to him on msn but he wasn't talking properly because he was really tired. I text him again in the evening but no reply again. That evening he was on msn but he didn't bother talking to me at all. What is going on I'm so confused?? more

Resolved Question: Whats the best Fabric Pen?

I'm looking to make some custom t-shirts just for fun but would still like to make sure the design sticks around. Any one got any advice on the best or easiest fabric pens to use? (I've heard of a make called FabricMate but havent been able to find them in the UK) more

Resolved Question: Would you support a pub-crawl ? Do you think its "just good fun" or do you think it "promotes?

a binge-drinking culture among young people" ? London, Nov 4 (ANI): Brighton has become the latest British city to witness hundreds of university students donning costumes of doctors and nurses as a part of the controversial student pub-crawl organised by Carnage UK.Gangs of drunken teens flooded into bars and pubs across Brighton last night during the mass bender.The company has come under fire for running cheap booze tours for undergraduates in 45 towns and cities across the UK. And this time it was Brighton's turn of being forced to deal with a plague of drunken youngsters. After paying 10 pounds for a T-shirt, students were given free entry to bars and clubs and encouraged to carry out saucy dares written on the shirts. Rookie students necked shots and downed pints at a frightening pace - many drinking until they were barely able to stand.And extra officers had to be drafted in to police the event, which attracted hundreds of revellers dressed up as doctors and nurses. But despite the cocking scenes, students believe the evening is just good fun. On the other hand, horrified alcohol abuse campaigners claimed that such events promote a binge-drinking culture among young people."It is simply irresponsible to encourage young people to drink far more than the recommended daily limits on a night out," The Sun quoted Don Shenker, chief executive of Alcohol Concern, as saying. http://in.news.yahoo.com/139/20091104/882/twl-uk-youngsters-in-controversial-stude.html Edit: Essex moRon...ahhh thats what happens when i copy & paste to post my e-books!..i have no clue..some sort of quaint Brit slang, i'm sure.. : ) Edit: Steph J...Brighton may well well handle it well..i just hope the student can handle it as well.. more

Resolved Question: What's a fun way to greet someone at the airport?

Any ideas? I thought of wearing my pirate bandanna or a bright t-shirt. Or blowing a harmonica loudly when I spot them. (I am looking for a good way to surprise the person I am fetching. She is a foreign exchange student and we haven't met before.) Suit and balloon sounds fun. I do have a metre-long champagne-bottle-shaped balloon which is lacking helium but I can still hold it up. We have had contact online (Facebook) and so we know from photos how the other looks. more

Resolved Question: I think I have gender issues?

At the moment i would identify as a bisexual female. But recently i have been thinking a lot about my gender and my sexuality. When i was younger (and i thought i was straight) i struggled with weight issues. I was always trying to lose weight and wanted to be skinny so badly. For some reason i was really confused and assumed that i wanted to have been born a boy and have a flat chest. I had always wanted short hair and liked the comfort of wearing jeans and t-shirts with boots or trainers. I sometimes find it fun to dress up in dresses or heels, but i end up feeling like a drag queen. over the past few months ive been thinking a lot about my gender and wondering what it would be like to be a guy. Im still very much attracted to guys, but dont want to date any, and i find myself also slightly jealous of them. I had always hated my breasts when i was growing up too (i still do hate them - they are quite large). I was supposed to be going for a haircut with my mum today, getting it cut quite short. I was really nervous as i had never had it that short and my mum said she would go with me. At the last minute she cancelled on me and i couldnt go through with it so i cancelled the appointment. she didnt see the big deal and i saw it as being me.....making myself more the way i want to be. I got really upset and decided to cut most of my hair off myself (bad idea). im getting it fixed tomorrow, but i felt crazy, like i had just had enough of being a girl and wanted to look more like a guy. i dont really know where this has come from, because i used to have long blonde hair and love wearing make-up etc. i hate when guys check me out or stare at my chest and i prefer to hang around with girls now. for hallowe'en im dressing up as a guy, to see what it would be like. the thing is, i dont want a penis, i dont feel like i want a sex change. i just feel as though i want to be a girl that looks like a guy, but without the facial hair etc. Does anyone else feel that way? or even understand what im trying to say? any insight would be greatly appreciated. Thanks peeps :) p.s. sorry for it being so effing long :( more

Resolved Question: How to avoid it happening?

I am a metalhead i am quite shy and hate fighting. Each time i walk out my house i usually get a stupid remark on my hair or the way i am dressed ( witch usually is a band t-shirt and jeans) it has never really been physical only verbal but on a couple of occasions i have had things thrown at me. Because of this i have stooped going out. I do no have any friends where i live and the only time i go out is when i am going into town. I am phisacly scared when i go out around my area. How can i stop this ? I dont want to change my style because this is who i am. And the people doing these things ( they arnt the same people each time ) but they all wear the same thing witch is black tracksuit black pants and heads shaved ( now i am not making fun of these people because that would make me as bad as them ) but i really would like to make friends where i live but i am scared to go out. How can i stop this fear? more

Resolved Question: Homophobic, racist, intolerant friend?

I've been friends with this girl since 7th grade. I love her to death, she is my sister from another mother. But she is SO judgmental. I live in Bible belt Oklahoma and her parents are really cool and stuff, but y'know... They aren't all that accepting of "different" people (artists, feminists, anti-hate groups...). I'm NOT condemning Christians, so I don't want any anti-Christian BS on here. Keep that to yourself, please. I am an extremely tolerant person. My friend is not. Currently, she has a boyfriend who she sexes all the time (she has done it with three different guys in the past two months, and she has the nerve to say other girls are slutty) which I have no problem with, because I like sex too. But her idea of fun is going downtown and making fun of all the black people, the asians, the homosexuals... It is disgusting to me that she drags me into these things. Right now, I am her only friend (she is a very immature girl who really doesn't know much about the world at all, even though she thinks she does. She thinks not picking sides in a fight is being two-faced, she thinks dressing up in cheap jeans and a Yankees t-shirt means she is "preppy", she thinks Obama is going to turn the country into a socialist country - she doesn't even know what that is. Oh, and, she thinks she is a Blood - she puts a red flag on the antenna of her car and blasts Lil Wayne with the windows rolled down, even though she hates black people. She is ALWAYS saying the N word - she's just a douchebag.) Anyway, I just need some support. I'm not going to stop being her friend, because she no longer has any except me and her BF. I want to be able to tell her that I am a bisexual without her FLIPPING out. I want her to stop telling me that when she sees gay people she pukes. I want her to stop being a bitch to my little brother, she puts him down and he is really sensitive. If I tell her to stop doing something (when we were on the northside of OKC, she wanted me to put up her little blood flag and I told her no, she's not a blood, she'd get shot.), she gets so damn moody and immature and thinks that I'm not being a "sista" and won't talk to me for a week (not that I mind - she comes over EVERY DAY). I don't know how to tell her to stop doing what she is doing without crushing her. I don't mind if she is just being herself, but there is a limit to how unaccepting you can be! People are different! She seems not to realize this! I just need some encouraging words. I really don't want to let her go, because she only has me as support. I'd feel too bad, and she really is my sister, even if we are so different. Maybe I'm just not being accepting of her. She knows how I feel about gay people and black people and artists and she accepts that (thankfully), but she won't stop dragging me into her hatefests. Dude, she's not really my sister... more

Resolved Question: How do you feel about Kool Herc's statements?

This is taken from his intro to Can't Stop, Won't Stop by Jeff Chang. It's a little long (I've cut some of it down), but I think it's interesting if you have the time: "... Do we not realise how much power hip hop has? The hip hop generation can take a stand collectively and make a statement. There are a lot of people who are doing something positive, who are doing hip hop the way it was meant to be done. They are reaching people and showing them what the world could be - people living together and having fun. But too often, the ones getting the most recognition are those emphasising the negative. And I think a lot of people are scared to speak on issues. "Keeping it real" has become just another fad word. It sounds cute. But it has been pimped and perverted. It ain't about keeping it real. It's got to be about keeping it right. Music is sometimes a medication from reality, and the only time you get a dialogue is when a tragedy happens. When Tupac or Biggie or jam Master Jay died, that's when people wanted to have a dialogue. It was too late. Not enough people are taking advantage of using hip hop as a way to deal with serious issues, as a way to try to change things BEFORE tragedy strikes. We have the power to do that. If Jay Z comes out one day with his shirt hanging this way or LL comes out with one of his pants legs rolled up, next day everyone is doing the same thing. I don't want to hear people saying they don't want to be role models. You might already have my son's attention. Let's get that clear... Don't be just like a drug dealer, another pusher. Cut the crap. That's the easy way out. You have the kid's attention, I'm asking you to help me raise him up". Your thoughts? Sense or rubbish? more

Resolved Question: Is this style of writing any good?

because I write for fun I try all sorts of styles and genres, this is my latest attempt. (1) Aitch Diamond lay on his maroon leather settee watching reflections of passing cars strobe raindrops on the window. The Grandfather clock in the lobby struck eight, moving him languidly to the bathroom. By a quarter past eight he had washed, shaved and dressed and brewed a cup of sugarless coffee. When Shaz Green opened the front door at half past he was at his desk, eating buttered toast and drinking his second coffee. “Morning Aitch.” He glanced over brown framed spectacles. “Mornin’ Shaz.” Shaz, wide eyed peered around the room that was half office, half Aitch’s living room. . “God what a mess. It’ll take a week to clean this place.” Aitch gazed about him, surprised. “It’s not that bad.” He protested. Shaz picked his dirty shirt, socks and pyjamas off the settee, carrying them at arms length to the laundry basket in the bathroom. Aitch gazed after her, appreciating the way her pale grey silk suit clung to her body, shimmering with every high heeled step, auburn hair curling just below the collar. He had made a pass at her when she first arrived two years ago as his new secretary, but was told in confident but friendly terms exactly what she thought of bosses who indulged in sexual harassment. He had since discovered she proved too good a secretary to lose for the passing whim of an arm round the waist. Ah well. “No post today?” He asked, watching her behind as she took two empty wine bottles to the kitchen. “It never comes before nine.” The statement was flat; no trace of impatience, though she knew he was aware that the postman called as regular as Grandfather’s Clock in the lobby. She glanced at him, scouring the room for more mess. “Nothing to do?” “Not much. I did Alan Dawson’s report, and written what I’ve done so far on the McDonald case. It’s all down to you now. It’s on your desk. He said. Her desk, smaller than his own, sat at discreet right angles to his in the corner opposite the kitchen, under a blown up sepia photograph of his grandfather. “You haven’t made a start yet on that industrial espionage case.” Shaz commented. “No. I know I haven’t. It’s only a small firm. The director’s probably put his papers in a safe place and forgotten where he’s put them.” Shaz turned away from him to press the computer button. Aitch opened his laptop and began to play solitaire. He pressed ‘mute’ so that Shaz couldn’t hear ‘Boo’ when he lost a game. He always did but she knew about the solitaire anyway. At nine o’clock Shaz collected the post. Four ordinary letters and a telephone bill which she opened first. She frowned. “Have you been ringing porn lines?” “What?” “There’s a lot of 090 numbers on this.” “Porn?” “That’s what 090 numbers usually are.” “Definitely not. Emphatically not.” Said Aitch. “They’ve got it wrong. Write to the phone people.” “I will.” Lips tightly pursed, face severe. The next letter held a cheque for three hundred pounds. It’s time he paid up. It must be three months since I finished that job.” He complained. Shaz took the letters and cheque to her desk. “Haven’t you got somewhere to go?” She asked pointedly. He looked at her, his face blank. “Mrs…..Mrs Alston. In Bury.” He glanced at his watch. “Gotta go.” The front door slammed and he was gone. In the car he went over the brief. ‘Mrs Alston. Burgled two weeks ago. Antique ornaments stolen. Nothing else. Covered by insurance. But her silver victorian hairdressing set is of high sentimental value.’ Aitch pulled a face. Not much chance of finding the goods after two weeks. Still, if he put in a few hours work it would help to pay a bill, and every little bit counts in this depression. He thought. Why did they keep calling it recession? It’s plain as Grandad that we’ve had recession most of the time since the eighties. When it’s too low to be recession it must be depression. Stands to reason. Reason meant that thinking of something else almost caused him to dent the back of the vintage Ford ahead of him, he stopped quickly before a crash could cause a dent in the size of his wallet. The drive was tedious, the rain monotonously immune to his windscreen wipers. Most traffic lights were red and it seemed to Aitch that every zebra crossing held a school crocodile or an old woman with walking stick and plastic bag. On the other side of Bury the roads became lanes, other lanes hidden by trees smoked the fact that they existed; then for a while he hit a farm area and was brought to a stop by twenty sheep. He counted them as they turned right in front of him, and as the whole flock disappeared into a stone walled field a tractor came from a pair of gates ahead of him. Aitch resigned himself to following at a steady five miles an hour grateful thanks for praise and critisism On balance I think I'll carry on with this one. Jack- the name is simple really. It's just the letter H. I was looking for something that could give the character an authority as well as a devil may care attitude. more

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