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A Journey Across the Main Stream: Games for My Mother-in-Law - Gamasutra

a cursor appears, and Sam stands motionless while ... What we expect the player to do at this point is to click on things around the office and hear some funny dialog, until they think to click on the closet door,

Couch Potato Pickings | Motherhood - seriously, who wants to watch the day in the life of a ... - What's On TV

To activate the sound in the trailer: hold your cursor over the screen to reveal the control panel and click on the volume control in the bottom right-hand corner. It’s not funny and it’s not entertaining.

Keep Your PC Awake, Install Apps Fast & More--Free - CIO.de

Funny how Windows isn't yet smart enough to know if a movie's playing or there's a projector ... with no actual cursor movement. Clever!

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Funny Cursor Software Informer: Latest version download, news and ...

Review Funny Cursor is a cool playware that turns the mouse cursor into an amusing little thing. The cursor points to the direction in which it moves, so you can play around with ...

Download Free Funny Cursor, Funny Cursor 1.3 Download

Free Funny Cursor Download, Funny Cursor 1.3 Download ... "Customize your desktop with this funny application." Edit By BS Editor: Makes your mouse cursor point into it's direction.

Resolved Question: google images doesn't load thumbnails all firefox?

I only have this problem on Firefox 3.6.8. It doesn't load all the thumbnails of a google images search. Tried the same search(identical url) in Google Chrome and IE8. On both browsers it loads every last thumbnail. Funny thing is that when i pause my cursor on any gray box(the place where a thumbnail isn't loaded), it shows up the image.But when I take my cursor off of it, it shows back a grey square. I've searched the web but found nobody with the same problem as me. I've found this page: http://images.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=112568 Tried all the steps except for the last step(6th one). I haven't got a router. Plus, the thumbnails are all loading in other browsers. PS: I have no site in my blocked list. more

Resolved Question: Did my Ubuntu Linux get a Virus. Please help?

Is what Encyclopedia Dramitica says about Linux true? Read this > http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Linux Do those "Useful Lunix commands of the day" do any real harm to your computer? I tried some of those commands in the terminal and they gave some funny messages and didn't really do anything. I typed one of the bottom ones and everything just suddenly froze like it caught a virus like it happens in Windows. Nothing worked. The cursor didn't move, the keys didn't worked. Everything just froze. I restarted it from the mains and everything went back to normal. Is there a virus in my Linux system? I'm never gonna try that last one D: ..... Another question. Which antivirus software do you think is the best for my Linux OS? more

Resolved Question: 2 cursors on 1 desktop? can it happend?

is there a way to have 2 cursors with 2 mouses on 1 PC? i want 2 cursors because i want to use the other monitor (extended desktop) while my friend use the main monitor. and it will be very funny using both hands controlling to arrows :D more

Voting Question: Older funny computer program that attacked desktop and ate icons and cursor?

When I was younger, my sister had a Windows 98 machine. She had this little program she got weekly in her email. All I remember was it was a little monster that would run around the desktop, sometimes fighting with the cursor, and eating icons and such. I remember he was a pretty rude little monster too. Does anyone know of this program? more

Resolved Question: Mouse cannot click anything?

Okay, I recently saw a video that made me jump off my chair on Youtube (Check it out, its called WORLDS LARGEST SNAKE FOUND DEAD!!!), and guess what? I jammed my mouse... And now after i click once, i cannot click again because all the cursor looks like it just an original pointer so i cannot click any links after one click. Thanks alot stupid video, but it was kinda funny. more

Resolved Question: Computer mouse keeps playing up?

I've had the same computer, mouse and keyboard for about 2 years now, no problems, the other day i accidently spilt tea on the keyboard, nowhere near the mouse, the "Ctrl" button doesn't work on the keyboard. Recently my mouse has been acting funny. When in use it just starts jumping and opens the same tab each time. it's not controlled movements, it just jumps to the top of the screen and then the bottom, other times, the cursor just freezes and doesn't move, i have to restart the computer to get it working. I have AVG virus protection, i've just checked, it says it's already removed the threats and there's no further threats, any ideas as to what's going on and what to do? Thanks in advance. more

Resolved Question: Isn't it weird that firefox ad block can't block youtube advertiesments ?

So I can even block the video part of youtube which is the main reason to go to youtube. To watch videos. But I see block when I put my cursor to block it with the ad block add on. Funny how I can't block the promoted videos, advertiesements after searching for any videos. Don't you think the ad block add on is made by youtube or youtube really just loves to annoy people with their ads ? more

Voting Question: Why won't my computer read or burn discs anymore?

When I insert a regular music cd from a store, it does nothing but make funny noises like its struggling to read it. Next to my cursor a little disc appeared so it knew there was a cd. When I've tried to burn cds, it tells me to insert a blank disc when I already have. I've even tried many blank discs to make sure they were still blank. When I try to play the Sims 2 or 3, it tells me to insert the disc when I already have. Before I had the disc authentication error, but now it doesn't even recognize the disc. So, what could the problem be? Could it be my laser? I had spyware on my computer a month ago that made it impossible to open any of my programs, but my Live OneCare took care of it and I no longer have those problems. Would it of done damage like this? I have a HP Pavilion Slimline s3720y PC. more

Resolved Question: Does your cat ever sorta hang out with you when your messing around your computer?

I donno, my cat does, I think she feels like I'm not giving her enough attention or something, so she comes over and starts hitting keys when I'm trying to type lol. And I make her chase the cursor around on the screen. It's kinda funny but yah. I also have this old stuffed fish she likes to stand nearby. YEAH, does this happen with anyone else. I think it's kinda cute myself, cats are so fun :) more

Resolved Question: best HDTVs for gaming?

I recently tried out a 46" 120hz insignia lcd (6.5 ms) from best buy and it was complete crap, had to return it. I was told that i needed the 120hz for gaming however when I tried to play any FPS the 120hz feature just made it so "laggy" i could not even attempt to play but when i turned the 120hz off it seemed okay. I now have a cheapo 40" rca lcd from walmart (I believe 8ms and 60hz) nothing to write home about. with both of these tvs (more so with the rca) it is making fps games really hard to play. i would not say it seems like input lag, when i click A to jump my person jumps immediately etc. The best way I can describe it is when I look Left or Right, Up or Down it feels/looks really "jerky", god forbid I am also Moving while Looking, so jerky its not even funny. Also, sometimes I swear my cursor moves on its own, like I have auto aim set to "ON" which I do not. I notice this "moving cursor" thing mainly when there is alot of stuff happening in front of me (ie" a bunch of enemies running around in front of my cursor) I feel like I would be better off just using my 15 year old 27" sharp tv even though any text on it is unreadable and blurry which makes RPG impossible to play. So what exactly do I need to do? I thought about trying out a plasma but they seem sooo dark, the cd/m2 ratings on plasmas seem very low and every plasma at the stores seem alot darker than lcds. And its not about the money, I would be okay with splurging a little on something that was actually worth it, so far I have been trying to be cheap about it and get 700 and 500 dollar tvs, which suck apparently. My goal would be to get a 46 or 47" 1080p, but I could live with a 40 or 42" I guess. I just want something that is bright, good black levels but still able to discern detail, and good for games. Any suggestions would be appreciated! more

Voting Question: Blank screen after login to Vista?

Jus recently, my vista's starting to act funny. Whenever i sign in on my account, a blank screen appears, with only the cursor showing Eventually after like 3 minutes, my desktop appears, it goes back to normal howver, i only have this problem with MY account which also happens to be the Admin account When i sign into the other accounts on the computer, it's perfectly fine what the heck's going on I know there's nothing wrong with the monitor I got the computer around 3 years ago, Vista had jus come out Hewlett Packard Pavilion a6040n more

Resolved Question: Can I change my little hand that my mouse cursor turns into?

I would like to have my little hand change from pointing with it's index finger to pointing with it's middle finger. I think it would be funny to see if other people who use my computer ever notice. How do I do it? more

Voting Question: My computer and possibly my keyboard are acting funny.?

When I try to type this... It comes out like" 'mypinikes.iht l gt I* *"I'm typing like this. My cursor keeps moving backwards. It's quite frustrating. more

Resolved Question: Having trouble accessing hard drive on my computer?

Okay here's the problem. My desktop is around 4 years old and was a budget model. I haven't had any major problems with the computer. When my wife went to power on the computer after it froze up, the start up screen popped up asking start windows normally, start in safe mode, yadda yadda, there was also an option to start from last know configuration. That is what she chose. Ever since then it won't load anything. I even try to load windows in safe mode and all it does is after selecting the safe mode option I get a black screen with just the cursor, nothing seems to be loading. I put the hard drive in another computer that works and it had the same problem. What's funny is that the hard drive from the working computer, wouldn't work in the non-working computer. I assume the hard drive is fried, but is the whole computer shot too if it can't read another computers hard drive? Any suggestions on how to get the data off of the hard drive? I have Windows XP on both computers I tried. more

Resolved Question: Why won't Windows start?

My computer was acting real funny, hanging up in the middle of processes, not letting me access task manager to quit them, etc.. I started in Safe Mode with networking and completed a full virus scan. I ran Chkdsk and it took 18 hours. It replaced bad clusters in about 20 files. Now Windows won't start. It gives me the option to repair and I click on it, but nothing ever happens other than a black screen with my cursor arrow on it. I tried to start Windows normally and the same thing happens. Please only answer if you know what you're talking about. Teens trying to up their points count by giving stupid answers will get thumbs down. more

Voting Question: Funny desktop screen problem. Please help.?

Iol I don't even know how to put this in words. I just got Windows 7, and mine is Dell computer. So, here's the problem: You see how the mouse's cursor stops when you reach the edge, or wall, or end of the screen? Well, mine doesn't. And there's unlimited space inside. I was trying to see how much space was there inside and I was shoving in Internet Explorer. And I accidentally left it inside. lol, now whenever I open explorer it opens up in the space and I cant access it. It's Windows 7, so there's no right click > Move. I am trying to uninstall explorer but explorer still shows up, I am not able to uninstall it. So, yeah.. I've been trying to see from resolution settings and all if I had it on double screen or something but I am ending up in fail-blog. Any help is appreciated. Thank you. Thank you James. But, I've tried this before and it totally flips my screen into sideways =\ more

Resolved Question: Can you pls.help me in solving the mystery behind my funny mouse?

Hi friends, this is Alexandra from Melbourne. I use wireless mouse for my desktop computer (Apple Mac). Sometimes this mouse behaves in a funny manner. I mean the cursor point (arrow) that helps us to guide through browsing is behaving strangely – it is moving on its own without myself physically moving the mouse. I checked the battery levels in mouse and it is all okay. I’m just wondering ‘how this could happen?’ – hope some hawker is not controlling my computer or mouse is corrupted with virus. Have you ever experienced this sort of problem? Can you pls.throw some light on this phenomenon? more

Resolved Question: What is an easy/simple (& free) MP3 cutter/editor?

I'm looking for a program to splice mp3 files. The only thing I plan on using it for is editing podcasts of my favorite radio program (cutting out funny stories/bits out of 30min file-blocks and saving as smaller mp3s I can put on my iPod). So I don't need many features. I just want something where I can basically set the cursor at the spot I want (like :17sec or w/e) and click a button to cut it there, etc. Oh, and FYI I have Audacity now (as I know that is a well known one, and people will suggest it), but I really don't like the interface and whole operation of it (in regard to what I'm trying to accomplish ---> clicking doesn't move the spot of the track, you can't just split-cut, you have to cut a whole region.....among other things) And I'd prefer something that's 100%, not something that is "free to try", or where the free-version has limited features (unless I can still accomplish all of ^^that with said features) more

Resolved Question: Was this an attack on my computer?

I kept downloading random crap from free downloads.com Then one came with a toolbar called speed buy or something I Ignored it After a while things came up from softwares saying i is here. After a week my internet crashed and a message came up "there is a a problem with internet explore please smash your hands againest the keyboard rub your hands together and yell at the moniter" It wasn't even capitalized like most or all messages Then my cursor kind of moved by itself but i think i might have been just a sudden movement of my desk and then the internet went to some free porn website blocked by google which makes no sense I then went to google to look for a solution and the search went to the same thing It's gone but it was kinda of funny. Lucky my parents weren't home I tried talking to it in the url bar for a while then it stopped more

Resolved Question: What is the funniest question you've seen here?

K dizz. Just put the cursor over my avatar and a window will pop up. From there just click where it says add to my contacts. Alex that wasn't me. Though it does give me an idea for a troll question. For me it's this one http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=An4aMdGTBKYya7RTGyWvgVLXDH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20091114201059AAu93Rt You have to admit, if you actually visualize what she's saying it is pretty funny. lol Nyma funk I dont know who you are. And based on your avatar I dont think id want to know either. more

Resolved Question: What is the app where it shows how to google search?

I remember a little while back, one of my friends showed me a funny app. It was related to google searches. So if somebody online asked a stupid question you could give them a link to the app. When they clicked on it, a video appeared of the google homepage and the question they asked was being typed in. The cursor on the vid then clicked "search" and then you were redirected to the search results. I want to use this again but I've forgotten the name of the app. It'd be funny if somebody responded with it, lol thanks more

Resolved Question: Free Webs: Funny Cursors!?

i wanna do the thing.....idk how to explain but.....go to gamesloft.webs.com i wanna make the cursors like that.....u no.....the web is from freewebs.com help me!!! plz tell me the easiest instructions! thx!! best one 10 points! :) more

Resolved Question: can you PLEASE answer this question?

my computer is acting funny. on certain websites, like myspace - it wont let me post comments on anything; pictures, profiles. when i try to click "post comment here" the cursor won't appear to let me start typing in the comment edit box on profiles and pictures. but its works on the other computer and nobody else i know is having this problem. thats not my main issue, i just want to know WHY. and how i can fix this. it's been like this for two days, but my computer has been acting off for almost a week. can you PLEASE tell me how to fix it? it's really irritating. i think it might have something to do with my internet settings, but its acting like this with firefox and internet explorer. more

Voting Question: I have a problem with my Ubuntu computer instead of starting up it is showing the cursor being busy......?

I was fiddling around with my pc and to be honest, I do not remember what I clicked on during the process, but after switching it off and back on, instead of it starting up as normal what I see is the cursor, which funny enough is working when I move it around with my mouse, showing as busy. It is as if it is doing something but I have left the pc on for almost 24 hours and no change. Could anyone please advise me on what I can do. It is a Ubuntu Operating System. Thank you more

Resolved Question: my computer has been acting funny...?

the past two weeks i've turned on the computer (HP Media Center PC m7434n) and the screen stays black with a cursor on the upper left hand corner for about a minute or two then the Windows screen comes on and it does the start up. well today i turned it on and the screen stayed black for about 5 minutes. so i decided to restart it and the second time around it came on. before two weeks ago it had come on within seconds. what could be wrong with it? more

Resolved Question: Really funny joke!!!?

(This guy should have been promoted, not fired.) This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for 'Termination without Cause.' Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?' Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.' Operator: 'What sort of trouble??' Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.' Operator: 'Went away?' Caller: 'They disappeared' Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?' Caller: 'Nothing.' Operator: 'Nothing??' Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.' Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?' Caller: 'How do I tell?' Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?' Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?' Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?' Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type.' Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??' Caller: 'What's a monitor?' Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?' Caller: 'I don't know.' Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??' Caller: 'Yes, I think so..' Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. Caller: 'Yes, it is.' Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? ' Caller: 'No.' Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.' Caller: 'Okay, here it is.' Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.' Caller: 'I can't reach.' Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?' Caller: 'No..' Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?' Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark.' Operator: 'Dark?' Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.' Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.' Caller: 'I can't.' Operator: 'No? Why not?' Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.' Operator: 'A power ...... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in?' Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.' Operator: 'Good.. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.' Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?' Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.' Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?' Operator: 'Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer! more

Voting Question: anyone familiar with protel?

i made a schematic library document, everything seemed to be going ok, but when when i saved it, and added the "backup of my design" saved on my desktop to my list of libraries, and tried to put the component on the screen, it was acting all funny. the best i could do was get the part of the edge of the screen, my cursor was in the middle of the screen, but the part would just hang around the edge. more

Resolved Question: I need a answer QUICK! How do I change my location on the "Geonet" on my Pokemon Diamond?

My little cousin thought it would be funny to make me live in Afghanistan. Now I can't change my location it says Line up the cursor and press the X button. HELP WHAT TO DO? P.S Whats an IP address? It says I should check mine ( I can't get on Wi-Fi ) I DONT GET ANY OF THIS!!! Can you help me set up my Wi-Fi in steps and SIMPLE works ( e.g 1. Go next to the box that gives you your wireless 2. Click the blue button on your DSi) more

Resolved Question: a funny facts remember when?

Remember When... A computer was something on t.v. from a science fiction show of note A window was something you hated to clean and ram was the cousin of a goat Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was a job for the nights now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes An application was for employment A program was a t.v. show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3" floppy you hoped nobody found out Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for awhile Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened in your commode Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web site was a spider's home and a virus was the flu I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead! give me a star if you find it interesting more

Voting Question: help. i was messaging my friend and what should i say after what he just said? conversation inside?

READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP!! From: him night night cutie pie :p ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: me night. ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: him lol alright goodnight ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: me ok. well i will message u back tomorrow, its 11;50 now and i gotta get off :p . byee . ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: him yup im 15(: ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: me nice. i was just wondering are u really the age on your myspace? ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: him it was like a game were the mouse cursor is a needle and u have to pop certain bubbles xD it was funny ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: me woah dang what game was it?? i dont usually stay on there games for a long time =]] ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: him lol i try not goin to that website cuz the last time i went there i was on the one game for like 5 hours xD ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: me oh, three houres difference.. do u like these games?? <a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LmFkZGljdGluZ2dhbWVzLmNvbQ==">www.addictinggames.com</a> ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: him 819 :) ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: me its 11:13PM over here. not that that late but im gettin a little tired. what time is it where u live? ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: him lol well i wont be :P isnt it late over there were u live? ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: me ha yeah =]] i wish. lol . i will probably be on here for a while ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: him want me to go keep u company :P ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: me yeah well its not that fun when your home alone D= ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: him lol yea thats why xD ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: me yeah im on summer break=]] why? yeah and i know u would think it would be all fun ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: him really u on summer break? ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: me mmhhhhhuuhhhh. ha, ive been bored! ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: him chea ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: me aw im sorry D=. i went shopping. have u an julie talked latley? ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: him nothing just bored ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: me yeah! so what cha been up too latly?? ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: him lol :P ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: me yeah! i could not stay off ha! and now i have to go back and add all of my friends D=! but now your in the lead for coolest friends app ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: him xDDDDDDDDDDD more

Resolved Question: Problems with my wii remote?

Could someone please please please help me? My wii remote has started to go funny. When I go to the wii menu, my wii remote is fine but when I go on mario kart wii my player can move forward but when I steer, my charcter does not turn. Also when I go on mario and sonic at the olympic games my cursor is upside down. Could you tell me whats wrong. AND I HAVE TRIED PRESSING THE SYNC BUTTON AND RECONNECTING MY REMOTE AND SETTING THE SENITIVITY so please dont suggest that. COULD IT BE TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT I USED THIS REMOTE AROUND MY FREINDS HOUSE ON HIS WII? more

Resolved Question: WII REMOTE TROUBLE??

Voting Question: My Cursor Freezes Up & Acts Funny in Inkscape. What's wrong?

I downloaded Inkscape, the vector program, and my cursor acts oddly when I am on the program (but not if it's minimized or whatever, just on the canvas). My mouse doesn't click where I want it to click, and when I use my tablet pen, it keeps disappearing and freezing up as I move around. Is ther any way to fix this? Thanks. And now it's randomly closing out on me. more

Resolved Question: My Sims 2 game is acting funny ever since I installed the Sims 2 Apartment Life?

I recently bought the Sims 2 Apartment Life from a local Target, and I installed it into my Windows PC and started to play the game. I made a family and loaded it into a townhouse, one of the types of apartments I could choose from, and then it just showed the blue loading screen with a picture of my Sims family on it and the loading cursor turning as if loading, but the game never loaded. I tried again later, and when it did load, the clock on the game didn't change and I couldn't move my Sims, though I could plan an action (which they didn't do, they just stood still like statues), but I could do things like turn off lights and zoom in and out of my game. I tried again multiple times later: I restarted my computer, I exited the Sims 2 numerous times, I went back to the Sims 2 neighborhood, reloaded the lot with my Sims familys... ARRGGHH it was uber annoying! If you have any advice to help me fix the game, that'd be great! Extra Information: I do have custom content and my computer has a bunch of games and documents on it so it's pretty crammed up which may be the cause of the game trouble, but my Dad recently helped me do a scan that'd clean my computer just last week, so I doubt it is that. Oh, and also at the beginning of the loading of my Sims 2 game there's a pop-up that informs me that there are some custom content that could change the game performance, but I enable it. There's a yellow, triangled exclamation point by about five of my custom content downloads, so it might also be that too. more

Resolved Question: Funny shadow of my screen?? help please?

When there is any sort of text or image of my screen (even on my cursor) there is like a shadow to the right of it. could someone please tell me how to sort this out because it is really hurting me eyes. Thanks 10 points more

Resolved Question: A Man And His New Computer?

Man- Cooll! I just got my new computer in the mail!!! Let's hook 'er up, shall we? Computer- *getting hooked up* Man- Phew!!! Color matching is SUCH hard work!!! Now, I'm gonna see how this baby runs!!! Computer- *Getting turned on" (note to self- This is getting a little freaky...) Man- Hurry up!!! Computer- *FINALLY gets past the POST* Man- SHOW THE LOADING SCREEN, DAMMIT!!! Computer- *making funny noises* Man- NOW!!! Computer- *shows splash screen* Man- If you don't get to the desktop on the count of three, I'll... Computer- Hello and welcome to Vista 2. Man- Holy s***!!! Who would've thought that my computer was THAT advanced? Computer- What would you like to do today? Man- Uhhh... I would like to surf the internet. Computer- WinVoice cannot verify voice print. Please speak again. Man- I would like to surf the internet. Computer- WinVoice cannot verify voice print. Please speak again. Man- I want to surf the web, you lousy piece of s***!!! Computer- WinVoice has concluded that this computer has been stolen. Please be quiet and remained seated. The police will be here soon. Man- What the F***!?!?!?!? Computer- As you wait, please enjoy the beautiful pictures of the prison yard that you will, more than likely, end up doing time along with some music tracks comprised of the voices of angry inmates. Man- I don't want to go to prison!!! I didn't steal this computer!!! Computer- VistaSecure has concluded, based on pupil dilation, breathing rate, and body posture that you are the rightful owner of this PC. Thank you for using WinSecure. Man- Hey!!! That's pretty nifty!!! It gets you thinking that the cops are gonna show up because the programmers knew that people will sometimes confess to crimes when they are mad!!! Computer- *mouse cursor pops up* Man- Now, I'm REALLY gonna test this puppy out!!! Computer- *waiting for response* Man- *Left clicks on internet browser icon* Computer- UAC Advanced is trying to block a program grom running. Would you like to run the program? Man- *clicks YES* Computer- UAC Advanced has concluded that a possible hacker has clicked YES. Did you click YES? Man- *Clicks YES* Computer- UAC Advanced has concluded that a possible hacker has clicked YES. Did you click YES? Man- *performs the three finger salute* Computer- *waiting for response* Man- *gpes to internet browser process and presses DEL to end it* Computer- *Screen turns red* Man- What did I do now? Computer- A problem has occured and Vista 2 has been shut down to protect your computer. If problems persist, then contact the manufacturer of your computer. As you wait for the Crash Dump to finish, please enjoy the site of the red background. Would you believe that it used to be BLUE? Now, it's RED!!! That's because we have listened to your concerns. You idiots complained that you were tired of the BLUE Screen Of Death, so now, IT"S RED!!! more

Resolved Question: Yahoo messenger 9 help?

I want to be able to update the information I share with others. I know that to do this I use the option that says "Manage My Updates". I also Know of all three ways to find this option. The funny thing is that none of them work! I single or double click on any of them and the only thing that changes is that my mouse cursor goes to the loading icon for maybe half a second. I have Windows vista with the latest version (9.0.0.2152) of yahoo messenger. I also want to make one of those really cool avatars that everybody has. I suspect that I justhaven'tt found out where to set these up yet. If anybody can help with either problem that would be so great. Thanks in advance John G. Some new info: none of the links when I click on my current profile image in the upper left corner of messenger work. They all just make the loading Image pop up briefly. Also I JUST updated messenger and restarted my computer so its not that. Thanks on the Avatar soulution more

Resolved Question: My compose box does not have labels for the boxes above the text. And the and the color boxes are all white.?

The text and background colors just show a bunch of white blocks when you put the cursor on the. If I want to color a word in the text there is no color and also the funny face cahracters don't work either. more

Resolved Question: HILARIOUS PHONE CALL!!!!!?

This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for 'Termination without Cause.' Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?' Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.' Operator: 'What sort of trouble??' Ca lle r: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.' Operator: 'Went away?' Caller: 'They disappeared' Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?' Caller: 'Nothing.' Operator: 'Nothing??' Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.' Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?' Caller: 'How do I tell?' Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?' Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?' Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?' Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type.' Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??' Caller: 'What's a monitor?' Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?' Caller: 'I don't know.' Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??' Caller: 'Yes, I think so.' Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. Caller: 'Yes, it is.' Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? ' Caller: 'No.' Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.' Caller: 'Okay, here it is.' Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.' Caller: 'I can't reach.' Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?' Caller: 'No.' Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?' Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark.' Operator: 'Dark?' Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.' Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.' Caller: 'I can't.' Operator: 'No? Why not?' Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.' Operator: 'A power .... A power failure ? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in?' Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.' Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.' Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?' Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.' Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?' Operator: 'Tell them you're too damned stupid to own a computer! more

Resolved Question: what about this then funny i thought so do you?

THE ORIGINAL COMPUTER Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And if you had a 3 inch floppy . .. . . you just hoped nobody ever found out! more

Resolved Question: how do i change the key sound when flicking through menu on samsung G600?

when i go onto the menu of my g600 it makes a funny noise everytime i move the cursor, i am wondering if i can change it to just a beep? or do i just have to have no sound? much appreciated. more

Resolved Question: Can someone help me with Firefox?

I recently switched to Firefox from Internet Explorer, with good results. The biggest problem I have found so far is that I can't get it to open attachments on email from my Yahoo Mail account. Like, if someone emails me a funny video, I'll click it, but nothing happens. The little busy circle on the cursor will spin away, but nothing happens on the progress bar. Like it's not even trying to open it. Does this happen to anyone else, and how do I fix it. Thanks in advance. more

Resolved Question: Psychic, Nut case or over active mind? need to know what they are?

Hi I have a strange question with something that has been happening to me for a while now. It started last year a few weeks after my birthday. I am now 26 I am currently overseas working. This may sound crazy but I can see through people. It doesn't always happen at will. It started with me playing a guessing game with friends with 'what colour' they were thinking. The strange thing is when normally we try to figure something out we think and depend on alot of facts and we sit there thinking away. But the strange thing about this is that when i was asked to guess the colour there was this sudden flash of light in my mind and it seemed like my eyes looked up towards the center of my forehead and I saw a colour. I guessed the colour right and they tried again and again with me. I freaked out because I kept guessing from colours to numbers to letters of the alphabet right. I even tried with places and I have been atleast 80 percent right. The weird thing is that I don't think or analyse anything, I just see the image or colour in my head and it's usually the first visualization I get and it travels very quick it's like I am catching the other person's thought more than reading it. Also if I do force myself to do it or if I am in the dumps emotionally or if I haven't eaten or slept well it gets worse or doesn't work at all. Like just blank. like shutters over my forehead. The 2nd strange thing, when i touch someone usually with my left hand, like hold their hand or hug or get just close enough to them I have a sense of 'knowing' what their health status is or how they are feeling, who they hold deeply in their heart and their intentions. The thing is I don't try to 'figure' them out, I don't try to 'invade' them, it just comes to me. I had a friend who was panicking about whether they have a particular 'disease' because the information they got was leading them to conclude that it was. I held their hand for a moment to comfort them and in a weird way I just 'knew' my friend wasn't sick. Though I could feel the emotions they were going through at the time. A few weeks later, my friend went to get their medical results back and told me that I was right and perhaps still intrigued by how I knew. I said I just 'knew'. 3rd strange ability. This one is still a problem at hand and it seems to be growing each day. It's a problem because all of this is purely unintended. I get static shocked each time I touch metal even at night. I touch people or if I touch metal I static shock myself and the other person at the same time and believe me it's strong. The last time I remember having a huge static shock was with my dad a few years back. I was handing him the garage keys and before my hand touched his there was this bright flash of bluish electric current going across atleast 1 inch long and both of us felt like we've been hit by a slamming door. I couldn't forget it. It was horrible. I have trouble getting in my car or working where I have to constantly touch metallic objects. There was a stage where I had to wear gloves while I was working and whenever I had to stop by the gas station people would look at me like I'm nuts because I used to touch my car and the handles and everything really quickly. The gloves only worked 30 percent of the time. I have seen doctors, they tell me I don't drink enough water or that my hands are too dry. I do drink alot of water and even my feet or legs or hips get electricuted! It's a nightmare. Besides the static shock, I make computers go funny, usually it will get frozen or have errors or totally shut down. When that happens I'm usually angry, frustrated or over excited. I can move the cursor on the screen without even touching the mouse and turn or close a web page before I even get to doing it. Though these could be just random computer things. 4th thing is, this is very recent. out of day dreaming I would get images of things that happen in the future. For example I would be day dreaming about being on a beach or the house of dreams or even thinking about what I am going to do today and all of a sudden I end up day dreaming about walking and my phone rings and a particular friend has called me. Then in reality I wanna go out to eat or something I get up from my couch, walk downstairs, I'm walking and what do you know my phone rings and it's my friend. I have tried over and over again, it's pretty hard to think that this is just my imagination going over board. Yet it feels the same as imagining something or day dreaming. I mean sure this could be coincidence and nothing more. So can anyone give me a scientific or logical explanation for these weird abilities. Please need some insight on this. I would appreciate any input, like whether you think I am a nutcase or whatever. In addition to the 'knowing' bit. I knew alot of things current and future. 1. I was in a perfectly good job and everyone including the boss was so nice to me, yet each time i was in the room i could feel i was gonna get fired, 3 months later I did. 2. My ex boyfriend looked at me in the eyes and said he wasn't cheating on me I believed him but somewhere a part of me couldn't. Couldn't sleep next day I caught him cheating. 3. The other night I started to feel so cold like it was -10 degrees in my room yet the heater was on full blast. I went out while it was still sunny next thing you know I was freezing to death on my way home. 4. I know 70 percent of the time who is calling or who has sent me an sms. 5. My parents are in another country yet my father knows what I'm up to and (mundane things like sleeping late). 6. Unfortunately the more I affirm of having these abilities and such and force myself to perform them, it just doesn't happen. I have been blank lately. more

Resolved Question: Weird abilities. Need to Know What they are?

Hi I have a strange question with something that has been happening to me for a while now. It started last year a few weeks after my birthday. I am now 26 I am currently overseas working. This may sound crazy but I can see through people. It doesn't always happen at will. It started with me playing a guessing game with friends with 'what colour' they were thinking. The strange thing is when normally we try to figure something out we think and depend on alot of facts and we sit there thinking away. But the strange thing about this is that when i was asked to guess the colour there was this sudden flash of light in my mind and it seemed like my eyes looked up towards the center of my forehead and I saw a colour. I guessed the colour right and they tried again and again with me. I freaked out because I kept guessing from colours to numbers to letters of the alphabet right. I even tried with places and I have been atleast 80 percent right. The weird thing is that I don't think or analyse anything, I just see the image or colour in my head and it's usually the first visualization I get and it travels very quick it's like I am catching the other person's thought more than reading it. Also if I do force myself to do it or if I am in the dumps emotionally or if I haven't eaten or slept well it gets worse or doesn't work at all. Like just blank. like shutters over my forehead. The 2nd strange thing, when i touch someone usually with my left hand, like hold their hand or hug or get just close enough to them I have a sense of 'knowing' what their health status is or how they are feeling, who they hold deeply in their heart and their intentions. The thing is I don't try to 'figure' them out, I don't try to 'invade' them, it just comes to me. I had a friend who was panicking about whether they have a particular 'disease' because the information they got was leading them to conclude that it was. I held their hand for a moment to comfort them and in a weird way I just 'knew' my friend wasn't sick. Though I could feel the emotions they were going through at the time. A few weeks later, my friend went to get their medical results back and told me that I was right and perhaps still intrigued by how I knew. I said I just 'knew'. 3rd strange ability. This one is still a problem at hand and it seems to be growing each day. It's a problem because all of this is purely unintended. I get static shocked each time I touch metal even at night. I touch people or if I touch metal I static shock myself and the other person at the same time and believe me it's strong. The last time I remember having a huge static shock was with my dad a few years back. I was handing him the garage keys and before my hand touched his there was this bright flash of bluish electric current going across atleast 1 inch long and both of us felt like we've been hit by a slamming door. I couldn't forget it. It was horrible. I have trouble getting in my car or working where I have to constantly touch metallic objects. There was a stage where I had to wear gloves while I was working and whenever I had to stop by the gas station people would look at me like I'm nuts because I used to touch my car and the handles and everything really quickly. The gloves only worked 30 percent of the time. I have seen doctors, they tell me I don't drink enough water or that my hands are too dry. I do drink alot of water and even my feet or legs or hips get electricuted! It's a nightmare. Besides the static shock, I make computers go funny, usually it will get frozen or have errors or totally shut down. When that happens I'm usually angry, frustrated or over excited. I can move the cursor on the screen without even touching the mouse and turn or close a web page before I even get to doing it. Though these could be just random computer things. 4th thing is, this is very recent. out of day dreaming I would get images of things that happen in the future. For example I would be day dreaming about being on a beach or the house of dreams or even thinking about what I am going to do today and all of a sudden I end up day dreaming about walking and my phone rings and a particular friend has called me. Then in reality I wanna go out to eat or something I get up from my couch, walk downstairs, I'm walking and what do you know my phone rings and it's my friend. I have tried over and over again, it's pretty hard to think that this is just my imagination going over board. Yet it feels the same as imagining something or day dreaming. I mean sure this could be coincidence and nothing more. So can anyone give me a scientific or logical explanation for these weird abilities. Please need some insight on this. I would appreciate any input, like whether you think I am a nutcase or whatever. About my sign, I was born on 12th December 1982 at 11:55pm. Also had a dream the other day there was water on the ground, there was a metallic huge object cylinder looking it was rotating then i hit a car or truck and there was an explosion, i think there was a plane or a flying vehicle too. more

Resolved Question: How can I fix my computer?

About 2 months ago I downloaded a file which gave my computer Anti-virus 2009 (the obnoxious virus that disguises itself as your computer's anti-virus). I made sure that I deleted the file, and got rid of Anti-virus 2009, and then all was fine. But about a week after the AV09 pop-ups left, my computer started acting funny. Whenever I started up my computer, it would tell me that 'Pgukah.dll' or something was missing. Other programs like Aim told me that I had missing plug-ins. Also, while using Mozilla Firefox browser, whenever I would click on a Google link, it would lead me to an advertising site, instead of what I clicked on. So, then I switched to Safari browser, and the problem didn't occur. Soon my computer started to freeze, only it wouldn't unfreeze and I would have to turn my computer off to solve the problem. This happened nearly 5 times a day. I figured that there were still viruses on my computer so I ran AVG, and it said I had lots of tracking cookies and a few trojans on the system. After I had scanned, did a disk-check, and a defragment, the problem still continued. My friend told me her experiences with AV09, and said that the virus can only come from caches in your web browser. I cleared the caches in Safari, then the computer started to work faster. I thought I solved the problem, but it only got worse. The serious freezing-till-the-point-of-turning-off-the-computer stopped, but almost every single program I open up freezes momentarily every 5 minutes. What makes things worse is that I work in Photoshop practically every day, and that gives me nightmares when I just open it up. Photoshop alone will freeze whenever I do an action, move the cursor, click on something; then it will prevent me from saving my work and just close from 'not responding' all together. Other tedious things include not being able to right-click sometimes, and not being able to open up task-bars or being able to double-click. It also takes about 10 minutes for my computer to start up, and takes Safari about the same amount of time just to open. Please help, I have seriously tried everything. I really don't want to have to reformat my computer, as I have had to do that so many times in the past and it takes me forever to get everything back ;_; more

Resolved Question: An awesomely, amazing Cursor?

Has anyone come across a cursor that is a middle finger? This might be weird thing to want to find...but i think it would be VERY funny to have that as my cursor. Help? more

Resolved Question: IS THIS FUNNIEST BLONDE JOKE EVER? Give me A STAR if make you giggling?

Operator: “Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?” Blondie: “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.” Operator: “What sort of trouble?” Blondie: “Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.” Operator: “Went away?” Blondie: “They disappeared.” Operator: “Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?” Blondie: “Nothing.” Operator: “Nothing?” Blondie: “It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I type.” Operator: “Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?” Blondie: “How do I tell?” Operator: “Can you see the ‘C: prompt’ on the screen?” Blondie: “What’s a sea-prompt?” Operator: “Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?” Blondie: “There isn’t any cursor; I told you, it won’t accept anything I type.” Operator: “Does your monitor have a power indicator?” Blondie: “What’s a monitor?” Operator: “It’s the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it’s on?” Blondie: “I don’t know.” Operator: “Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?” Blondie: “Yes, I think so.” Operator: “Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it’s plugged into the wall.” Blondie: “Yes, it is.” Operator: “When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?” Blondie: “No.” Operator: “Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.” Blondie: “Okay, here it is.” Operator: “Follow it for me, and tell me if it’s plugged securely into the back of your computer.” Blondie: “I can’t reach.” Operator “OK. Well, can you see if it is?” Blondie: “No.” Operator: “Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?” Blondie: “Well, it’s not because I don’t have the right angle—it’s because it’s dark.” Operator: “Dark?” Blondie: “Yes—the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.” Operator: “Well, turn on the office light then.” Blondie: “I can’t.” Operator: “No? Why not?” Blondie: “Because there’s a power failure.” Operator: “A power …. A power failure? Aha. Okay, we’ve got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in?” Blondie: “Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.” Operator: “Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.“ Blondie: “Really? Is it that bad?” Operator: “Yes, I’m afraid it is.” Blondie: “Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?” Operator: “Tell them you’re too stupid to own a computer!” PLEASE STOP COMPLAINING! READING IS GOOD FOR YOU! more

Resolved Question: Yahoo personals page explodes!!!?

Alright I have e mailed Yahoo but never got a reply, about this problem. When I am in my yahoo personals page, and click on a profile to view, it loads the page funny, as in it seems "tall" then that flashes away and the screen is blank, but the cursor on the side goes up, and the cursor on the bottom SLOWLY becomes small. As in it is loading a very LARGE page, but it never does load anything! Anybody else have these problems? more

Resolved Question: really funny joke. a bit long, but it's worth reading!?

The Computer-Illiterate Support Call "Hello, Raymond Michaels, computer assistant, may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's blank. It won't accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" [Uh-oh. Well, let's give it a try anyway.] "Can you see the C-prompt on the screen?" "What's a sea prompt?" [Uh-huh. I thought so. Let's try a different tactic.] "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." [Ah, at least he knows what a cursor is. Sounds like a hardware problem. I wonder if he kicked out his monitor's power plug.] "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" "What's a monitor?" "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" "I don't know." "Well, then look at the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" [Sound of rustling and jostling.] "Yes, I think so." "Great! Follow the cord to the plug and tell me if it's plugged into the wall." [Pause.] "Yes, it is." [Hmm. Well, that's interesting. I doubt he would have accidentally turned it off, and I don't want to send him hunting for the switch because I don't know what kind of monitor he has and it's bound to have more than one switch on it. Maybe the video cable is loose or something.] "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" "No." "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." "Okay, here it is." "Follow it for me and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." "I can't reach it." "Uh-huh. Well, can you see if it is?" "No." "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-- it's because it's dark." "Dark?" "Yes. The office light is off and the only light I have is coming from the window." "Well, turn on the office light then." "I can't." "No? Why not?" "Because there's a power outage." "A Power--" [AAAAAAAArgh!] "A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" "Well, yes, I kept them in the closet." "Good! Go get them, unplug your system, and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." "Really? Is it that bad?" "Yes, I'm afraid it is." "Well, all right then, I suppose. What should I tell them?" "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer." [Click.] more

Resolved Question: Question on computer mouses (mice?)... ?

My mouse is acting up; doing funny things or just dying altogether, so I'm looking to buy a new one, but I'm a bit particular about which one I want. Whenever I use a different mouse, it seems like the cursor moves either way too little or way too much for how far I've moved the mouse with my hand, because I'm so used to the ratio on the one I have now. Is there any way you can find out the ratio between how much a mouse moves and how much the cursor moves on the screen? Is that ratio marketed when they're sold, or is it just specific to each model? Or, even better, is there a way that you can adjust the ratio using the computer itself? Then I could buy whatever mouse I like and set the ratio right myself. Thanks for your answers in advance. more

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